Smack Talk/Backstage/IC Thread

[Kurt Burton: Script Doctor!]

Yukio Blaze, you couldn't counter the deadly thumblock let alone the Feedback. And why do you keep starting to pick a battle of the wits with me. That's like attacking the man carrying the uzi with a toothpick. Pointlees, and you are sure to get blown away. If you think you're so bad, why don't we spice things up a little, title versus slavery. If you lose, at Forever Unscarred, you become the official bitch of the Revolution... oh wait, you already are.

[cureforthesickness]

Yukio winning a title is like the Chinese Democracy album. everyone talks "hey, it's coming soon!!" but it never happens.

[One Love]

Flamez walks past kurt and yukio fighting and stops.

Flamez: Yukio, you know kurt is right. Even thought you are king of the house shows, you wouldn't last a minute in the ring with me. I've seen videos of you wrestling, and you SUCK. So no matter the match, I could pin you 1...2....3. snaps fingers Just like that. Haha.

Flamez walks away.

[Chris182]

Christian "Cool Man" Rodriguez Walks up and stops, with a smart *** grin on his face
You guys......are NOT cool!
Christian walks away laughing.

[One Love]

chris182 said:

Christian "Cool Man" Rodriguez Walks up and stops, with a smart *** grin on his face
You guys......are NOT cool!
Christian walks away laughing.

Flamez follows

Neither are you jackoff

Walks away

[cureforthesickness]

Here, here boys, let's keep the whole "my cock is bigger than your cock" elementary school in-bickering to a minimal and keep this to civil and all that shit

that said, you're both jock sniffer who couldn't carry my bags. Hang in the ring hell, crippling is your only salvation. You don't want to fight me, I'm your fucking idol. Fight me hell, you want to be me. You want to be where I am, but you can't. You can't manage it, you're not at my pedistol. You're just like the walking dead known to the masses as Reverend. Enjoy your dieing days Reverend, Forever Unscarred is coming..

[CBT]

You guys are so damn funny, taken the time and energy to send your message. If only you could do it the way I do it. But that's a different story for another time. I came here to say but one thing. Forever Unscarred, I finally return to what I didn't mind leaving 4 months ago. But I come back in only the way I would want it. Wayne is a great, great competitor. But I've faced many in what seems like an eternity I've been in WFWF. Wayne though much like a Drakz, a Slayer, a Kyzer, an Obo... he will come in thinking he has me. But that couldn't be far from the truth. All I really wanna say is, people talk about the main event stealing the show. They say the tag title match will steal the show. Hell some people say Reckless/Dean will steal it. But people forget who I am for a brief second, before I smack them back to a little thing called reality.
Tha CBT is back, no four words could better explain it. I may be an owner, but I'm no Reverend Shadow. I have no remorse, but I do not need power booking to get what is coming to me. Bottom-line, the time to talk has come and went, Forever Unscarred Wayne will be fighting for his live, his manhood, and that international title he's been holding so tight.

[cureforthesickness]

Obo? Having your number? How'd that go for you, CBT? think it was buried under 10,000 thumbtacks and a giant gaping wound from a lobster last time we locked up. Oh, and loss number 5

[CBT]

cureforthesickness said:

Obo? Having your number? How'd that go for you, CBT? think it was buried under 10,000 thumbtacks and a giant gaping wound from a lobster last time we locked up. Oh, and loss number 5

Obo I stopped by to inform people about the real main event. But if I gotta address you, I will.
Seriously man, you take great pride in having my number, what 5 times out of 5?
But where and when did it happen? UUE?.....where you were the booker.....House Shows?....where you were the booker.....
I mean for real. The only times you actually beat me when it mattered was, when that little bitch Drakz got pinned in a match me and him had against you and percy.
Ok so there was one other time, and I do mean one. Scars & Stripes IV, you beat me, but that was once. Once. So shut the fuck up untill you can beat me more than once, when it fucking means something.

CBT

[Kurt Burton: Script Doctor!]

Damn! Obo, CBT, chill the f*** out. I mean, all that you need to think about is that you're both getting your asses stomped at the PPV. And CBT, just so you know, tyhat dark ominous feeling in the pit of your stomach that's telling you this fight may not be fair, well, it won't be.

[CBT]

xkaliburr said:

Damn! Obo, CBT, chill the f*** out. I mean, all that you need to think about is that you're both getting your asses stomped at the PPV. And CBT, just so you know, tyhat dark ominous feeling in the pit of your stomach that's telling you this fight may not be fair, well, it won't be.

And who the hell are you? I mean, do you wrestle on the house shows? Are you returning? I book a lot of people, but you're not familar to me. Manny C?

[One Love]

thacbt said:

xkaliburr said:

Damn! Obo, CBT, chill the f*** out. I mean, all that you need to think about is that you're both getting your asses stomped at the PPV. And CBT, just so you know, tyhat dark ominous feeling in the pit of your stomach that's telling you this fight may not be fair, well, it won't be.

And who the hell are you? I mean, do you wrestle on the house shows? Are you returning? I book a lot of people, but you're not familar to me. Manny C?

He is kurt burton.

[Kurt Burton: Script Doctor!]

Hey junior, this is an A-b conversation, so see your way out of it jackass.

ANd CBT, I bet you think that's real funny, comparing me to my former tag team partner. Well let's see here. He's a lazy jackass, he's a no talent loser, and he's a cum-gurggling gutterslut. Man, sounds more and more like you? Is your name Manny CBT?

[One Love]

Whatever you say kurt, whatever you say.....

[CBT]

xkaliburr said:

Hey junior, this is an A-b conversation, so see your way out of it jackass.

ANd CBT, I bet you think that's real funny, comparing me to my former tag team partner. Well let's see here. He's a lazy jackass, he's a no talent loser, and he's a cum-gurggling gutterslut. Man, sounds more and more like you? Is your name Manny CBT?

You know I find you funny, talking about grown folk conversation, when I never intended on talking to you. you talk about cum dumpsters but isn't it a fact Kat Hamilton's purpose is just that? My advice, have your little handicap match and than find your self a monitor in the back to watch what people filled that little arena to see. I don't need to inform you or nothing, I've kept my silence and after this I'll continue to do just that. You don't concern me. So do me a favor and continue to do what you do best, you little curtain jerk off.

See all this right here doesn't even remotely signal anything. 8-10 days from now, when I make my return inside a WFWF ring, my first PPV match since Superbrawl IV. It'll be nothing but a shut-out. I regret times like this, because I'm speaking without the intention of really signifying anything. But all I can say is, continue to have your little lockerroom henfest, I'll come back and prove that when I left so did any real competition in the WFWF.

[sonstuds]

{Jefferson D'Arcy walks into the scene.}

Jefferson: Hey guys, what's up?

{He proceeds to have sex with Marcy.}

[Yukio Blaze]

So it was time for the PPV after party, but I wasnt invited because I'm not worthy yet, but I did hear some weird stories that came from it.....


Obo not only got drunk off some Bartles and James, his little daughter Samantha was shown pulling a Drew Barrymore, slamming beer after beer down her little throat.

CBT was shown riding on a mechanical bull, proving that he innovates bulls, one buck at a time.

Burton and Thunder were doing the usual (insert whatever) on a hookers gut.

Rev was praying with his bible during the whole thing.

McGurk was pulling a Rolling Stone hotel type of incident that involved puke, weed, a horse, and a garden hose. What the hell was going on. So yeah, one hell of a after party and I missed it all.[/i]

[One Love]

Walks by yukio blaze in the back [b/]

Flamez: Yo, yukio, congrats on your win. You proved everyone wrong.

Walks away [b/]

[cureforthesickness]

yeah, Yukio finally won a title. too bad it's a title that's been dead for two years and no one gives two fucks about. Obo was the last person anyone gave two squirts of piss about to hold that title. Fuck a Revolution, I'm a fucking idol.

[sonstuds]

{EBR walks into the scene.}

EBR: Actually, considering that me and Alex never lost, we're technically still the Tag Team Champions. Sorry, Yukio.

Just fed-ex me one of the titles. I'm gonna throw some D's on that bitch. Hola, homies.

{He leaves.}