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Post by Kurt Burton: Script Doctor! on Dec 20, 2007 10:32:30 GMT -5
hAPPY b-DAY wAYNE, EVEN THOUGH ITS ALMOST OVER...
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Post by Yukio Blaze on Dec 20, 2007 10:40:19 GMT -5
^ True Burton. Babby Hirthday McGurk
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Post by CBT on Dec 20, 2007 10:47:38 GMT -5
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Post by Thunder on Dec 20, 2007 11:42:04 GMT -5
Happy birthday~!
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Post by Deleted on Dec 20, 2007 11:51:07 GMT -5
Happy Birthday, broseph.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 20, 2007 12:48:07 GMT -5
So
I put my name in that Factorizer thing... Know what came up??
Justin Tyger can say ***** without getting shot
That's a smart random spitter outter
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Post by Revvie® on Dec 20, 2007 13:02:02 GMT -5
Happy B-day Wayne!
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Post by Deleted on Dec 20, 2007 13:03:51 GMT -5
Oh yeah
Happy birthday...
(Even though noone cared about mine)
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Post by Kurt Burton: Script Doctor! on Dec 20, 2007 13:17:42 GMT -5
If you were a part of the fed, and didn't go through 8,000 user names a month, I am sure someone would have posted to you. But Happy B-day anyways, even though its late.
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Post by sonstuds on Dec 20, 2007 13:31:01 GMT -5
So, I need to ask C for some clarity in his record thread. He argues when Calvin tells him a record is apparently only valid if he was around to see it, I bring up how he denied that I was on the first SB (because he wasn't around to see it) and he agrees.
CBT EXPLAIN YOURSELF.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 20, 2007 14:43:51 GMT -5
If you were a part of the fed, and didn't go through 8,000 user names a month, I am sure someone would have posted to you. But Happy B-day anyways, even though its late. Hey screw you I've had this one for a year...
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Post by One Love on Dec 20, 2007 16:37:32 GMT -5
Happy bday Wayne!
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Post by drknss on Dec 20, 2007 18:25:32 GMT -5
Happy Birthday to you Happy Birthday to You Happy Birthday, Mr. Owner Happy Birthday to you.
[imagine a goth chick doing a really bad Marilyn Monroe, and ther you go]
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Post by One Love on Dec 20, 2007 18:43:37 GMT -5
I'd like to point out this is one of the greatest songs I've ever heard.
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Post by veronicaaaahhhh on Dec 21, 2007 0:19:56 GMT -5
Thanks a bunch all for the birthday greetings... If I count the difference in time zones, my birthday isn't quiet over yet.
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Post by jesterslaugh on Dec 21, 2007 1:02:09 GMT -5
Well I'll wish you a birthday greeting now. Even thought it is late and such. But a happy freaking birthday. Hope it twas real good.
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Post by veronicaaaahhhh on Dec 21, 2007 5:14:06 GMT -5
Thanks man...
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Post by Deleted on Dec 21, 2007 14:21:04 GMT -5
So I feel like ranting and since the dicklicks in my office are a bunch of immature ninnies . . . I figured I'd just vent on here to you immature ninnies. WARNING: The following rant involves pornography. If you are offended by sex and the many derogatories that come along for the ride, I'd suggest just skipping over this. This might come off as rude but . . . I warned you. heh-LICKING AND OTHER WAYS TO RUIN PORN! [/u] So I come home for lunch today to find that my wife is watching porn. This rant has nothing to do with that. This upsets me very little. In fact . . . I definitely condone the act of watching porn between 7 and 10 minutes prior to my arrival to properly lube the engine. What this rant IS about, however, is something that completely butt ed the mood. I can't help but cringe when a girl slobers all over her heh after she pummelled her vagina with it for five minutes. It ruins the porno for me. Don't do that. That is disgusting. It's not like they're doing it because they like it. They think guys like it. And it's not so much the partaking of trap-sap that grosses me out, it's the look on her face. When it comes time to slobber, they'll look at the camera and try to be all sexy like, "Look at me, isn't this hot? Don't you like this?" . . . No, I don't. Stop now. Dammit, I orgasmed and didn't know it because I was too busy watching you slurp **** juice off a bodyless cock. I also hate watching guys get happys. But I think that goes without saying. Pretty much any sucking of anything fallic is gross. Especially a live throbbing penis. And the guy always grunts. Bleh. "Yeah baby, suck it." And I'm like, "Click, click, right-click, delete, right-click recycle bin, empty." And by then my schlong is limper than angel-hair pasta. Penii are disgusting and hairy and sick and I can't imagine how much Jack Johnson I'd have to listen to before I could enjoy watching other guys get sucked off. I wanna see the twisted psycho that masturbates to dick licking. What is he thinking? "Oh boy, that girl sure can excrete a lot of saliva." In other news, I wrote a poem today: I came too fast and the condoms are gone Now what the are we gonna do until dawn? How about anal? Nevermind, you just farted. , crap, Ass. We're back where we started. Back to saliva - another disgusting fluid that should be left in the body. It's hard enough imagining how rank your spam slime is, now I have to add your spit into the mix. Sorry honey, I can only handle liquid from one set of lips at a time. Guys do it too sometimes when they're eating a girl out. They'll back off just long enough to make me wonder what he's up to. Then it's like they jizzed out their mouth - pfffft. Giant loogy to the twat. What a waste of talent. There's a lot more to say on this subject but I have to go back to work and try to respond only with "screw you you queer crapheads."
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Post by sonstuds on Dec 21, 2007 14:25:39 GMT -5
Amen on the heh thing.
Analingus is my biggest turn off. I just can't understand the appeal to watching someone lick someone else's bunghole. Somethings are just better off left untouched.
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Post by Revvie® on Dec 21, 2007 14:51:00 GMT -5
welp..though these might be the reasons we keep getting this damn thing locked...I laughed damn hard...hahaha
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