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Post by CM Poor on Jan 2, 2019 15:16:21 GMT -5
I spent New Year's Eve drinking Miller High Life out of a 25.4oz champagne bottle that I bought at the supermarket for $2.49. I was in bed by 11. Woke up sometime in the early morning to my kid having another bout of night terrors. Calmed him (and my wife, who'd completely lost her cool from this becoming a regular occurrence) down, was up by 6:30 with him New Year's Day, and had him in his first timeout for being a brat by 9:30. I lead a charmed life. F*cking hood rat. You might as well been drinking Olde English. I've never made much secret of my taste for cheap.
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Post by Drakz on Jan 2, 2019 17:46:13 GMT -5
I spent New Year's Eve drinking Miller High Life out of a 25.4oz champagne bottle that I bought at the supermarket for $2.49. I was in bed by 11. Woke up sometime in the early morning to my kid having another bout of night terrors. Calmed him (and my wife, who'd completely lost her cool from this becoming a regular occurrence) down, was up by 6:30 with him New Year's Day, and had him in his first timeout for being a brat by 9:30. I lead a charmed life. And people wonder why I have zero interest in having kids.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 2, 2019 18:36:44 GMT -5
I spent New Year's Eve drinking Miller High Life out of a 25.4oz champagne bottle that I bought at the supermarket for $2.49. I was in bed by 11. Woke up sometime in the early morning to my kid having another bout of night terrors. Calmed him (and my wife, who'd completely lost her cool from this becoming a regular occurrence) down, was up by 6:30 with him New Year's Day, and had him in his first timeout for being a brat by 9:30. I lead a charmed life. And people wonder why I have zero interest in having kids.
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Post by Drakz on Jan 2, 2019 18:48:58 GMT -5
And people wonder why I have zero interest in having kids. I'm very lucky to have a girlfriend who thinks the same way as well.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 2, 2019 19:03:32 GMT -5
I'm very lucky to have a girlfriend who thinks the same way as well.
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Post by bad guy™ on Jan 2, 2019 19:06:13 GMT -5
I spent New Year's Eve drinking Miller High Life out of a 25.4oz champagne bottle that I bought at the supermarket for $2.49. I was in bed by 11. Woke up sometime in the early morning to my kid having another bout of night terrors. Calmed him (and my wife, who'd completely lost her cool from this becoming a regular occurrence) down, was up by 6:30 with him New Year's Day, and had him in his first timeout for being a brat by 9:30. I lead a charmed life. And people wonder why I have zero interest in having kids. Same. Had a scare in 2017, needless to say it was just a scare thank God. Because she turned out to be a cheating psycho. Never letting that happen again.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 2, 2019 19:14:42 GMT -5
And people wonder why I have zero interest in having kids. Same. Had a scare in 2017, needless to say it was just a scare thank God. Because she turned out to be a cheating psycho. Never letting that happen again.Dude, that really sucks! Having a pregnancy scare with someone is one of my biggest fears in life, honestly. Hell, sex in general freaks me the hell out, which is why I'm still a...
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Post by CM Poor on Jan 2, 2019 19:45:03 GMT -5
Do they not teach you to get certified paperwork notarized by a charge of the state within the past six months before diving between the sheets in sex ed anymore?
Jesus Christ, y'all.
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Post by King Richius on Jan 2, 2019 19:59:08 GMT -5
Same. Had a scare in 2017, needless to say it was just a scare thank God. Because she turned out to be a cheating psycho. Never letting that happen again.Dude, that really sucks! Having a pregnancy scare with someone is one of my biggest fears in life, honestly. Hell, sex in general freaks me the hell out, which is why I'm still a...
So fear of sex and the consequences has made you into a record label? An airline? I'm confused
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Post by Kyzer on Jan 2, 2019 21:04:24 GMT -5
And people wonder why I have zero interest in having kids. Same. Had a scare in 2017, needless to say it was just a scare thank God. Because she turned out to be a cheating psycho. Never letting that happen again. Yeah, I don't believe this for a second.
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Post by Kyzer on Jan 2, 2019 21:07:05 GMT -5
Same. Had a scare in 2017, needless to say it was just a scare thank God. Because she turned out to be a cheating psycho. Never letting that happen again.Dude, that really sucks! Having a pregnancy scare with someone is one of my biggest fears in life, honestly. Hell, sex in general freaks me the hell out, which is why I'm still a...
Respect. There are too many loose slits out there (male and female). I really have no room to talk. I did some scummy things before I had kids.
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Post by bad guy™ on Jan 2, 2019 21:11:10 GMT -5
Same. Had a scare in 2017, needless to say it was just a scare thank God. Because she turned out to be a cheating psycho. Never letting that happen again. Yeah, I don't believe this for a second. Funny man you are.
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Post by CM Poor on Jan 2, 2019 21:56:26 GMT -5
As I shared with my comrades, I dated the same girl all through high school - really into the man upstairs type - so my most volatile years were considerably dry (an impressive feat in its own right for a band/drama nerd - those kids be f*ckin'). As such, when I ventured off into the wild world of (community) college, I basically tossed it into the first willing participant.
I have made wiser decisions.
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Post by bad guy™ on Jan 2, 2019 22:15:22 GMT -5
As I shared with my comrades, I dated the same girl all through high school - really into the man upstairs type - so my most volatile years were considerably dry (an impressive feat in its own right for a band/drama nerd - those kids be f*ckin'). As such, when I ventured off into the wild world of (community) college, I basically tossed it into the first willing participant. I have made wiser decisions. You know, the part about the nerds is surprisingly true. TV and movie tropes don't do that justice. I'm pretty sure of the like, 10 girls in my senior class that got knocked up at some point in junior or senior year, more than half were in my homeland of nerds/band geeks. Oddly enough, no cheerleaders were. The rest were flat outcasts with boyfriends in other schools. And, to no one's surprise, of the roughly 20 people from high school I still associate with ten years later, I'm pretty ing sure I'm the only one kid-less or not engaged. Now college on the other hand...well, that's the same situation too except Thunder joins the group with me. Our clique's members all went and got knocked up or engaged the moment they graduated.
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Post by King Richius on Jan 2, 2019 22:25:05 GMT -5
As I shared with my comrades, I dated the same girl all through high school - really into the man upstairs type - so my most volatile years were considerably dry (an impressive feat in its own right for a band/drama nerd - those kids be f*ckin'). As such, when I ventured off into the wild world of (community) college, I basically tossed it into the first willing participant. I have made wiser decisions. You know, the part about the nerds is surprisingly true. TV and movie tropes don't do that justice. I'm pretty sure of the like, 10 girls in my senior class that got knocked up at some point in junior or senior year, more than half were in my homeland of nerds/band geeks. Oddly enough, no cheerleaders were. The rest were flat outcasts with boyfriends in other schools. And, to no one's surprise, of the roughly 20 people from high school I still associate with ten years later, I'm pretty ing sure I'm the only one kid-less or not engaged. Now college on the other hand...well, that's the same situation too except Thunder joins the group with me. Our clique's members all went and got knocked up or engaged the moment they graduated. Did none of your friends know about condoms? GDI what passes for sex ed these days? That was the first and most oft repeated thing beaten into my puberty stricken teenage brain during our entire one week of sex ed back in the early 80s.
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Post by Kyzer on Jan 2, 2019 22:26:06 GMT -5
As I shared with my comrades, I dated the same girl all through high school - really into the man upstairs type - so my most volatile years were considerably dry (an impressive feat in its own right for a band/drama nerd - those kids be f*ckin'). As such, when I ventured off into the wild world of (community) college, I basically tossed it into the first willing participant. I have made wiser decisions. One of my brothers waited until he got married at 25 to have sex, not for religious reasons. He dated the same girl for 10 years before they got married and no point did they sleep together. I don't know how he did it. They are now in their 8th year of marriage and haven't slept with anyone but each other. It is pretty admirable. My other brother was the opposite. He f*cked everything he could starting at 13 until he got arrested and locked up in a federal prison at 20. Now that he is out, he claims to be a born again Christian and is waiting until he gets married to have sex again. But I just think he can't get laid because he is covered in Aryan Brotherhood tattoos. I have gone through streaks of being a man whore but I will say that I have never cheated on a woman although I have done some less than honorable stuff. I waited to pop my cherry until I was 16 because I thought you were supposed to be in love with the girl. We had sex, broke up two weeks later and then I slept with her best friend the day after we broke up. Like I said, I have done some scummy things.
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Post by bad guy™ on Jan 2, 2019 22:26:18 GMT -5
You know, the part about the nerds is surprisingly true. TV and movie tropes don't do that justice. I'm pretty sure of the like, 10 girls in my senior class that got knocked up at some point in junior or senior year, more than half were in my homeland of nerds/band geeks. Oddly enough, no cheerleaders were. The rest were flat outcasts with boyfriends in other schools. And, to no one's surprise, of the roughly 20 people from high school I still associate with ten years later, I'm pretty ing sure I'm the only one kid-less or not engaged. Now college on the other hand...well, that's the same situation too except Thunder joins the group with me. Our clique's members all went and got knocked up or engaged the moment they graduated. Did none of your friends know about condoms? GDI what passes for sex ed these days? That was the first and most oft repeated thing beaten into my puberty stricken teenage brain during our entire one week of sex ed back in the early 80s. "Abstinence." That's what was taught. And we see how that ended. And this was a public school.
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Post by bad guy™ on Jan 2, 2019 22:29:32 GMT -5
As I shared with my comrades, I dated the same girl all through high school - really into the man upstairs type - so my most volatile years were considerably dry (an impressive feat in its own right for a band/drama nerd - those kids be f*ckin'). As such, when I ventured off into the wild world of (community) college, I basically tossed it into the first willing participant. I have made wiser decisions. One of my brothers waited until he got married at 25 to have sex, not for religious reasons. He dated the same girl for 10 years before they got married and no point did they sleep together. I don't know how he did it. They are now in their 8th year of marriage and haven't slept with anyone but each other. It is pretty admirable. My other brother was the opposite. He f*cked everything he could starting at 13 until he got arrested and locked up in a federal prison at 20. Now that he is out, he claims to be a born again Christian and is waiting until he gets married to have sex again. But I just think he can't get laid because he is covered in Aryan Brotherhood tattoos. I have gone through streaks of being a man whore but I will say that I have never cheated on a woman although I have done some less than honorable stuff. I waited to pop my cherry until I was 16 because I thought you were supposed to be in love with the girl. We had sex, broke up two weeks later and then I slept with her best friend the day after we broke up. Like I said, I have done some scummy things. The end of that post literally sounds like the synopsis of some really bad YA "romance" novel.
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Post by King Richius on Jan 2, 2019 22:35:51 GMT -5
Did none of your friends know about condoms? GDI what passes for sex ed these days? That was the first and most oft repeated thing beaten into my puberty stricken teenage brain during our entire one week of sex ed back in the early 80s. "Abstinence." That's what was taught. And we see how that ended. And this was a public school. I'm gonna blame it on the PC generation being offended at the thought of teachers telling kids that if they wanted to have sex blah blah blah... because they pounded us with "USE CONDOMS - THEY PREVENT PREGNANCY AND STDs!" It's as if the adults back then knew that telling a bunch of horny teenagers to not have sex wouldn't work.
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Post by bad guy™ on Jan 2, 2019 22:38:31 GMT -5
"Abstinence." That's what was taught. And we see how that ended. And this was a public school. I'm gonna blame it on the PC generation being offended at the thought of teachers telling kids that if they wanted to have sex blah blah blah... because they pounded us with "USE CONDOMS - THEY PREVENT PREGNANCY AND STDs!" It's as if the adults back then knew that telling a bunch of horny teenagers to not have sex wouldn't work. And those teens are now the teachers. Keep that in mind.
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