Post by #DI-WHY? on Apr 28, 2016 22:56:53 GMT -5
*Hansen and Mike Jette enter an old warehouse*
Jette: Where are we Hank? It reeks in here?
Hansen: An old training ground of mine. This is where we're going to prep you for this match. Now close your eyes and lets get started.
Jette: Uh, alright.... *closes eyes*
Hansen: On second thought, put this on.
*Hansen tosses Jette a blindfold and jette puts it on*
Hansen: Alright, you ready?
Jette: Hank, I'm in the WFWF now. I think can handle whatever you have plann-
*CRACK*
[Jette feels a sharp pain go through his back and shoulders. It hurts. Bad.]
Jette: HOLY , WHAT WAS THAT!?
Hansen: That my friend was a chair shot. As you could probably tell, they hurt. Prepared to get hit with a few. But you also need to be prepared on how to use them properly and effectively. So the basics on chairs: pick them up and swing it with both hands and try to crack it over Lynn's back. Hitting a move on top of a steel chair or two would also be pretty effective.
Jette: I got it. *mutters* but Jesus Christ Superstar that hurt...
*Hansen begins to lead Jette up some stairs*
Jette: Why are we going up stairs? What are you prepping me f-OOOOOOORRRR!!!!
*CRASH*
[ A horrible shattering noise rings throughout the warehouse. Jette realizes that he just fell through a table. Jette is silent for a good 15 seconds, until he broke the silence]
Jette: Table?
Hank: Table. Now listen up. You'e probably going through one or two of those at Black Hole Sun. Arch your back and tuck your shoulders when you're about to go through. It'll somewhat reduce the pain. Now on how to use the,: Im going to tell you a secret. 99.9% of the time you set up a table, it's probably not gonna be used how you planned it to. But they usually are used once set up. The important thing about tables are that you have to not only adapt your style to be wary of the, but you need to keep your ring presence up. Keep track of where that table is at all time, and if you don't-
Jette: Let me guess? I get put through another table?
Hank: Now you're getting it. Before we go back to normal training we're going to do some more obscure weapons just in case they come up. First off, sledgehammers. Use two hands, with one on the head, and the other on the handle. It'll give you more control. Next up is a Singapore Cane, which is more commonly referred to as a Kendo Stick. Just grab it and start whipping people with it. As hard as you can.
Jette: Alright. Am I getting hit with these weapons or what? I see a hammer over there, and there's a cane around here somewhere, so lets get some training going!
Hank: Boy, you really are a nut job aren't you? Alright well lets just go over the last couple. Steel steps are heavy, and can backfire easily, but when you hit someone with them it is effective. A dropkick to someone who is carrying them should effectively neutralize them. Last up is the barricades. Throw people into them, jump off them, or tackle people through them. Whatever you do just use them to your advantage and make sure Lynn can't.
*There's a solemn silence until Hank speaks up*
Hank: One more thing, You're going to have an ace up you sleeve.
Jette: I am? Well don't keep me in suspense man, what is it?
Hank: Don't fret my little protege. Good ol' Hank Hansen will have your back. Now are you ready to finally win one in your biggest match yet?
Jette: All I know is that his street fight is going to be dangerous. Frank Lynn has an extreme background that I don't. But thats okay. I have the passion. I have the motivation. I haven't won yet and it's been eating at me every second of every day. I can't swallow another loss. It just can't happen. I will fight with every last breath to make sure I can finally win one. I didn't come here to become a jobber, so I can't let myself go on a losing streak. I am 110% sure that my motivation will perservire over Lynn's experience. It honestly has to.
*Jette grabs the sledgehammer and tosses it to Hansen*
Jette: Now lets get started. We're burning daylight.
[ A sick smile appears on Hansens face as he lurches forward]
*CRACK*
Jette: Where are we Hank? It reeks in here?
Hansen: An old training ground of mine. This is where we're going to prep you for this match. Now close your eyes and lets get started.
Jette: Uh, alright.... *closes eyes*
Hansen: On second thought, put this on.
*Hansen tosses Jette a blindfold and jette puts it on*
Hansen: Alright, you ready?
Jette: Hank, I'm in the WFWF now. I think can handle whatever you have plann-
*CRACK*
[Jette feels a sharp pain go through his back and shoulders. It hurts. Bad.]
Jette: HOLY , WHAT WAS THAT!?
Hansen: That my friend was a chair shot. As you could probably tell, they hurt. Prepared to get hit with a few. But you also need to be prepared on how to use them properly and effectively. So the basics on chairs: pick them up and swing it with both hands and try to crack it over Lynn's back. Hitting a move on top of a steel chair or two would also be pretty effective.
Jette: I got it. *mutters* but Jesus Christ Superstar that hurt...
*Hansen begins to lead Jette up some stairs*
Jette: Why are we going up stairs? What are you prepping me f-OOOOOOORRRR!!!!
*CRASH*
[ A horrible shattering noise rings throughout the warehouse. Jette realizes that he just fell through a table. Jette is silent for a good 15 seconds, until he broke the silence]
Jette: Table?
Hank: Table. Now listen up. You'e probably going through one or two of those at Black Hole Sun. Arch your back and tuck your shoulders when you're about to go through. It'll somewhat reduce the pain. Now on how to use the,: Im going to tell you a secret. 99.9% of the time you set up a table, it's probably not gonna be used how you planned it to. But they usually are used once set up. The important thing about tables are that you have to not only adapt your style to be wary of the, but you need to keep your ring presence up. Keep track of where that table is at all time, and if you don't-
Jette: Let me guess? I get put through another table?
Hank: Now you're getting it. Before we go back to normal training we're going to do some more obscure weapons just in case they come up. First off, sledgehammers. Use two hands, with one on the head, and the other on the handle. It'll give you more control. Next up is a Singapore Cane, which is more commonly referred to as a Kendo Stick. Just grab it and start whipping people with it. As hard as you can.
Jette: Alright. Am I getting hit with these weapons or what? I see a hammer over there, and there's a cane around here somewhere, so lets get some training going!
Hank: Boy, you really are a nut job aren't you? Alright well lets just go over the last couple. Steel steps are heavy, and can backfire easily, but when you hit someone with them it is effective. A dropkick to someone who is carrying them should effectively neutralize them. Last up is the barricades. Throw people into them, jump off them, or tackle people through them. Whatever you do just use them to your advantage and make sure Lynn can't.
*There's a solemn silence until Hank speaks up*
Hank: One more thing, You're going to have an ace up you sleeve.
Jette: I am? Well don't keep me in suspense man, what is it?
Hank: Don't fret my little protege. Good ol' Hank Hansen will have your back. Now are you ready to finally win one in your biggest match yet?
Jette: All I know is that his street fight is going to be dangerous. Frank Lynn has an extreme background that I don't. But thats okay. I have the passion. I have the motivation. I haven't won yet and it's been eating at me every second of every day. I can't swallow another loss. It just can't happen. I will fight with every last breath to make sure I can finally win one. I didn't come here to become a jobber, so I can't let myself go on a losing streak. I am 110% sure that my motivation will perservire over Lynn's experience. It honestly has to.
*Jette grabs the sledgehammer and tosses it to Hansen*
Jette: Now lets get started. We're burning daylight.
[ A sick smile appears on Hansens face as he lurches forward]
*CRACK*