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Post by Deleted on Apr 29, 2015 0:31:39 GMT -5
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Post by theMOESIAH on Apr 29, 2015 0:35:00 GMT -5
At payback rusev snaps and puts Lana in the accolade. Cena is handcuffed and is screaming don't treat a woman that way. Cena says I quit!!!!! Rusev celebrates as Cena comforts Lana. Lana looks deep into Cena and she goes in for a kiss. Cena backs off. The crowd goes crazy chanting do it do it. Cena does it. He gives Lana a passionate kiss. Rusev is shocked. Lana removes her skirt whispers into cenas ear as they both get up. The American flag comes down. Lana and Cena then kiss as the star spangled banner is being sung by Lillian Garcia. Rusev furious goes to the back. We see Rusev backstage and he goes into a room. The camera then shows it is actually the Bella Twins room. Rusev comes out with just a towel on. Brie then walks out looking surprised. Rusev then says he slept with cenas woman to make up for it. Renee young says that is Brie. Nikki is cenas woman. Rusev looks bewildered. Brie says on raw she doesn't mind the mistake and thought Rusev was powerful. She says she converts to Russian. Brie rubs her fingers down rusevs hair. Rusev says later we will have a live sex celebration. In bed Brie announces she wants an immediate termination of Daniel Bryans marriage. Rusev grabs her and he takes her jeans off. All of a sudden Nikki comes down. Nikki says that this whole thing has to stop. Lana and Cena you and Rusev?? All she knows is that it brought her closer together with one man. The crowd starts screaming YES! YES! Daniel Bryan comes from under the bed. He knees Rusev in the face. Daniel stares at Brie who says something in Russian. Daniel throws an organic smoothie in her face. He goes to the entrance stage and gives Nikki a kiss and starts groping her. Brie starts screaming. At summerslam Rusev vs Daniel Bryan happens. During the cold winter months Lana and Cena start to lose steam. Lana leaves Cena mutually because their sparks are gone. Lana becomes a great diva. Cena starts losing a lot. Loses every PPV from October to Feb. Cena says he wants NIkki back. Nikki says no. Daniel though screams YES. Looking confused Nikki stands back as Daniel unbuckles Johns Jorts. Nikki smiles. Daniel kisses John as Nikki rubs her hand through Daniels hair. She pulls down johns Jorts. the crowd goes wild! all of sudden rtc comes down and they try to censor it up as the crowd boos. They attack all 3 setting up at wrestlemania Daniel Bryan John Cena and Nikki vs Adam rose Cody Rhodes and Naomi. I have two responses to this post: 1. I didn't even bother reading this post (see response #2). I stopped at the title. The WWE making itself edgier and/or having Russe going over Cena isn't going to happen. Ever. 2. The ENTER key will create a new paragraph. Use it.
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Post by facemeat on Apr 29, 2015 1:04:22 GMT -5
Play this while reading the OP for full effect:
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Post by Darkhawk on Apr 29, 2015 1:08:19 GMT -5
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Post by A-Rob on Apr 29, 2015 2:17:20 GMT -5
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Post by E N I G M A on Apr 29, 2015 2:28:33 GMT -5
this is just...I don't even...what the...
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Post by The Sexy Psychotic on Apr 29, 2015 3:06:38 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Apr 29, 2015 3:31:56 GMT -5
I fully support this idea. Great job!
(Only because it involves Lana, Nikki, and Brie naked)
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Post by tehforoh on Apr 29, 2015 4:49:19 GMT -5
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Post by Dante, The Voc on Apr 29, 2015 4:58:03 GMT -5
This idea is so out-there it gave Vince Russo a semi.
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Post by The IT Factor on Apr 29, 2015 5:43:51 GMT -5
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Post by wwextreme25 on Apr 29, 2015 6:18:33 GMT -5
The first bit about lana in the accolade making cena quit is something different and i could see that being a decent way of making cena say those words....however, HOWEVER...wtf was the rest xD
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Post by MADNESS_NH_97 on Apr 29, 2015 6:46:21 GMT -5
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Post by McBlake on Apr 29, 2015 6:46:56 GMT -5
People that wasted their time looking for an unfunny picture on Google to show they didn't read it should have instead used that time to at least skim through my candidate for post of the year.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 29, 2015 6:50:32 GMT -5
People that wasted their time looking for an unfunny picture on Google to show they didn't read it should have instead used that time to at least skim through my candidate for post of the year. Too bad I already had it saved in my notes.
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Post by McBlake on Apr 29, 2015 6:55:18 GMT -5
People that wasted their time looking for an unfunny picture on Google to show they didn't read it should have instead used that time to at least skim through my candidate for post of the year. Too bad I already had it saved in my notes. Got the Simpsons one where Homer yells "NERDDDD" handy?
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Post by Bandalero on Apr 29, 2015 6:55:51 GMT -5
Vince Russo is that you?
what I still can't figure out is why, after Cena gives Lana a passionate kiss, does she remove her skirt in the middle of the ring for no apparent reason? It's not a distraction tactic like Miss Elizabeth did with DiBiase/Andre, so I don't get it.
Sometimes I wish life was like that though - see a hot girl on the street, you make eye contact and she immediately removes her skirt.
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Post by PudgieTheSheep on Apr 29, 2015 7:06:36 GMT -5
This should have been the storyline that killed wCw (obviously with different talent) What a blaze of glory that would have been!
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Post by Deleted on Apr 29, 2015 7:33:44 GMT -5
Lana pulling her skirt off?
I'm down.
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Post by PudgieTheSheep on Apr 29, 2015 8:28:59 GMT -5
Lana pulling her skirt off? I'm down. So's Lana's skirt!
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