HCD II - Dead!

[Yukio Blaze]

[b[Can you believe they want me, The Merc with a Mouth to kill the guy from Pacific Rim and the Chick who had the wire hangers or beat her kids or beat herself, whichever she did. I cant remember, nor do I care.

I've fought.

I've Died.

I fought the law and the law won.

Speaking of which, I partied with The Clash once.

We went out to shoot turds behind a Walmart with AK-47's.

Then again, that could have been some homeless guys I partied with.

I dont remember.

Well I do remember, but you'll never know what exactly happened.


HEY YOU. DUMMY THAT IS TYPING THIS. WHY DIDNT YOU GIVE YOURSELF ENOUGH TIME TO WRITE SOMETHING MORE AWESOME. INSTEAD< WE GET THIS SHORT CRAP.

I get it, you probably have work.

A social life.

Working at a Home Improvement store where they push "big money"

I get that.


You choose to play Le Deadpool.

Deadpool choose to play you.

We are one in the same.

Bring the sword.

Decapitation will be here.
Decapitated will be fun.


I'm gonna kill crawford with a rocket launcher.
I'm gonna kill that little Anarchy prick with his own motor cycle.

Where is my little machine gun?
Where is my grenade launcher?

Dis Punisher steal it again?

I have no clue.
You have no clue.

In the words of The Thing, "ITS CLOBBERIN TIME"


I wanna take a nap know.

YOU SHOULD GO EAT AND TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU HAVE TO WORK TODAY YOUNG LAD.

I'll take care of the rest.


Time to die.


I smell tainted meat.......

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