Post by Deleted on Oct 20, 2014 17:11:43 GMT -5
Morning.
Jackson Teller is sat in the clubhouse with Juice, sharing a beer.
What's this happening next weekend with you, Jax?
Oh, what, the wrestling thing?
Yeah.
I'm supposed to be in this deathmatch. I'm facing Joan Crawford and some guy named Deadpool.
Juice spits his beer out.
Jesus Christ!
What?
You're facing Joan
ing Crawford? The most hardcore, violent, sadistic actress ever?Yeah... Who is she?
Haven't you heard the rumour?
No..?
Jesus, man... She apparently put thumbtacks in her ex-boyfriends mouth and superkicked him!
. Really?Yeah, man. She's one violent bitch.
Damn... What am I gonna do?
Are you kidding me? You're Jax Teller. You're the craziest bastard I've ever met in my life.
Heh. I guess.
Who's this other guy?
Ah, his names Deadpool or some crap.
Haha. Sounds like a gigolo. He's probably just some average bunghole.
Yeah. You're right.
Midday
Jax is sat in his house, with his two sons, Abel and Thomas, when his mother Gemma walks in.
Hey mo-
You shut up and listen to me Jax.
Wait, wh-
SHUT YOUR MOUTH WHEN I TELL YOU TO.
I don't know what's going on in that head of yours, but why did you agree to this wrestling match?
They asked me, and I'm never one to back down from a challenge.
No, Jax. You're an idiot, that's what you are.
Why?
WHY? WHY? Do you realise who you're wrestling against?
Yeah, a psycho bitch and some schmo.
No, Jax. You're not wrestling some 'schmo'.
You're wrestling a mercenary.
WHAT?!
Deadpool is an independent mercenary who has killed THOUSANDS of people, Jax. And you've agreed to fight him.
me.You're not doing this, Jax.
No mom. I'm doing this. I've agreed to it now. I can't back down.
Jackson. I am your mother. And I am not asking you, I am telling you. You are not wrestling.
Mom, I'm a grown ass man. I'm 36 years old. You don't control me anymore. I've got two kids for gods sakes.
I don't care how many kids you have, Jax. I don't care how old you are. I'm your mother, and you are not going to be there next Friday.
You know what, mom?
What?
I don't give a
. I'm going for a drive. See yourself out.Evening
Jax is in the car with his two sons.
He stops at the store.
Jax walks into the grocery store.
He picks up a 6 pack of beers, some candy, and walks to the cashier.
Can you get me a pack of smokes, too?
Sure.
The lady behind the register gets Jax a packet of cigarettes.
That'll be $13.45 in total, sir.
Jax hands over the money and leaves.
He then gets back in his car.
me. It's gonna be one long ass weekend.