Post by veronicaaaahhhh on Oct 14, 2014 17:42:44 GMT -5
So, Penny's plans just totally got tossed out the window. She was sick, and in no mood to lift a finger, think a single thought, or even give a crap about anything.
Like she could run out of weed right now and it wouldn't even do crap. And so, she spent her day cuddled up in bed, with her laptop in arms reach in the event her brain needed Tumblr or Netflix.
"Good evening, WFWF Multiverse!", Penny said, looking at her wall as if there was an invisible camera up there. "'Velocity Grrrl, Penny Shannon here-"
The nasally rush filled her senses before she could even finish that sentence as Penny pulled her head away for a moment. Her eyes watery and twitched as her head rocked forward and sneezed.
"... God damn i-", Penny couldn't even finish cursing when she felt the urge to sneeze creep up the recesses of her nose.
Penny dropped her face into her hoodie as fast she could and the moment the tip of her nose made contact she sneezed... And sneezed... And sneezed again.
Penny raised her head and shifted her eyes to the right, waiting for that one final sneezed that she could have sworn was in there.
...
...
...
"... Okay."
...
...
And then, bam!
"Hatchoooooooo!!!", Penny sneezed, so hard that her back hit her headboard of her bed.
Penny grabbed a box of tissue and blew her nose.
"So as you can see, I'm not feeling too well. Actually, I feel like crap! And if it was up to me, my stoned little ass would be on it's way up to Calgary for a road trip, but noooo! I had to start feeling like crap, and now here I am, in my bed, alone mind you, when it could be out there in this big awesome adventure, where I beat some dude up and steal his girlfriend- having the time of my life!
And honestly, I wished that was happening to me right now, but it's not. So instead of bailing like I always do, I'm addressing you all now in the only way I can. So all I can really do is talk a lot of crap and hope I make it to the show with enough in the tank to fight with.
You see, Cameron Stone is a pretty cool guy. Sure, I probably annoyed the crap out of him and I'd like to forget about the time he kicked my ass on pay-per-view, but he's generally a pretty chill guy. And considering the kind of weirdos you get walking around the WFWF locker room, he's kind of a breath of fresh air. I like the guy, I can respect him.
But to see him on the verge of being totally destroyed by what I think is probably the most awkward pair in the history of this promotion was something I couldn't let happen. Which, if you think about my short history here, is kind of surprising because I'm not the kind of person that would run out there to save anyone!
So that has to mean something."
Penny turned her head as blew her nose again.
"Samuel Ahriman and Turgan Zmey... I'm still trying to figure out how that happened. I'm sure it's something I obviously missed, but still!
On one hand, you have this freak of a man, and then you have the Dragon!
Like, no offense even though you're probably going to feel bad, but Samuel Ahriman, you are the WORST commentator ever! The best thing about you not sitting on commentary is that I now have every right to beat you up whenever I feel like it!
Seriously, thanks for becoming a wrestler! It's the best thing you could have ever done for your career, because I'm just going to kick your ass week after week after week after week from now on.
And now, Turgan Zmey- the Dragon, who by the way, I beat... What can I say? Part of the reason I ran to the ring to save Cameron was because I knew it was just goin to lead me into another match against you!
You're a killer. A big, scary killer who legitimately hurts people- what kind of wrestler would I be if I didn't pass up the chance to fight you again. You're good, I respect that and much more than that, I've beaten you. Which only means that I can do it again. Which I will. And because of that, people are going to me as the only wrestler who could stop you.
Bring it, man. I want the fight."
Penny shrugged her shoulders and allowed herself to sink into her sheets, cuddling her blankets as tight as she could.
"So, yeah that's pretty much it. Cameron and I kick both your asses and you both are just going to have to take it.".
Like she could run out of weed right now and it wouldn't even do crap. And so, she spent her day cuddled up in bed, with her laptop in arms reach in the event her brain needed Tumblr or Netflix.
"Good evening, WFWF Multiverse!", Penny said, looking at her wall as if there was an invisible camera up there. "'Velocity Grrrl, Penny Shannon here-"
The nasally rush filled her senses before she could even finish that sentence as Penny pulled her head away for a moment. Her eyes watery and twitched as her head rocked forward and sneezed.
"... God damn i-", Penny couldn't even finish cursing when she felt the urge to sneeze creep up the recesses of her nose.
Penny dropped her face into her hoodie as fast she could and the moment the tip of her nose made contact she sneezed... And sneezed... And sneezed again.
Penny raised her head and shifted her eyes to the right, waiting for that one final sneezed that she could have sworn was in there.
...
...
...
"... Okay."
...
...
And then, bam!
"Hatchoooooooo!!!", Penny sneezed, so hard that her back hit her headboard of her bed.
Penny grabbed a box of tissue and blew her nose.
"So as you can see, I'm not feeling too well. Actually, I feel like crap! And if it was up to me, my stoned little ass would be on it's way up to Calgary for a road trip, but noooo! I had to start feeling like crap, and now here I am, in my bed, alone mind you, when it could be out there in this big awesome adventure, where I beat some dude up and steal his girlfriend- having the time of my life!
And honestly, I wished that was happening to me right now, but it's not. So instead of bailing like I always do, I'm addressing you all now in the only way I can. So all I can really do is talk a lot of crap and hope I make it to the show with enough in the tank to fight with.
You see, Cameron Stone is a pretty cool guy. Sure, I probably annoyed the crap out of him and I'd like to forget about the time he kicked my ass on pay-per-view, but he's generally a pretty chill guy. And considering the kind of weirdos you get walking around the WFWF locker room, he's kind of a breath of fresh air. I like the guy, I can respect him.
But to see him on the verge of being totally destroyed by what I think is probably the most awkward pair in the history of this promotion was something I couldn't let happen. Which, if you think about my short history here, is kind of surprising because I'm not the kind of person that would run out there to save anyone!
So that has to mean something."
Penny turned her head as blew her nose again.
"Samuel Ahriman and Turgan Zmey... I'm still trying to figure out how that happened. I'm sure it's something I obviously missed, but still!
On one hand, you have this freak of a man, and then you have the Dragon!
Like, no offense even though you're probably going to feel bad, but Samuel Ahriman, you are the WORST commentator ever! The best thing about you not sitting on commentary is that I now have every right to beat you up whenever I feel like it!
Seriously, thanks for becoming a wrestler! It's the best thing you could have ever done for your career, because I'm just going to kick your ass week after week after week after week from now on.
And now, Turgan Zmey- the Dragon, who by the way, I beat... What can I say? Part of the reason I ran to the ring to save Cameron was because I knew it was just goin to lead me into another match against you!
You're a killer. A big, scary killer who legitimately hurts people- what kind of wrestler would I be if I didn't pass up the chance to fight you again. You're good, I respect that and much more than that, I've beaten you. Which only means that I can do it again. Which I will. And because of that, people are going to me as the only wrestler who could stop you.
Bring it, man. I want the fight."
Penny shrugged her shoulders and allowed herself to sink into her sheets, cuddling her blankets as tight as she could.
"So, yeah that's pretty much it. Cameron and I kick both your asses and you both are just going to have to take it.".
