Private's *RANKS* 75 characters from the 90's

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90's Teen Horror Movies!

lol

[King Silva]

Pretty good ranking Blue.

I know that black girl on Scream and Sidney were making me mad when they were just standing around or trying to unmask the killer.

Stupid bitches!

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lol ssilva

girls in horror movies are so dumb lol

[King Silva]

I know I would have said that I am running this way and never looking back!

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42. Freddie Prinze Jr (Ray)

I Know What You Did Last Summer, I Still Know What You Did Last Summer

~More boring final guys! I kind of had a huge crush on Freddie in the 90fs especially in Shefs All That <3333 but as Ray? Not so much. Barry was where it was at <3

Ray was one of the four main characters in IKWYDLS and was Juliefs boyfriend, he was completely overshadowed by the other three characters (Helen, Julie and Barry) Hell even freaking Elsa is still in this ranking LOL! One thing that always cracked me up was that Julie saw a dead body in the trunk of her car , Helen had her hair chopped off and Barry was almost ran over and what did Ray get? Oh thatfs right, he got a gletterh LMFAO! It was so freaking hilarious, even though that was a red herring it was still pretty damn suspicious, like wtf? Dude a letter? LOL Ifm dying here ahaha. Other then that nothing really sticks out except him living after a fight scene with Ben. Ray barely having screen time in the sequel hurts him even more so thatfs another reason why he ranks so low. He was so sweet in ISKWYDLS though, he wanted to marry Julie <3 aww how romantic, hopefully they got married <3333 BTW I just read that Freddie, Jennifer and Brandy were all supposed to be in the third movie but for some stupid intellectually- disabled ass reason the script was changed and we got one of the worst horror movie sequels ever in movie history! Ifm pissed just thinking about this, ahhhhhh~

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41. Michelle Williams (Molly)

Halloween: H20

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~There were only four girls in Halloween: H20 and she was easily the worst of the bunch, first off how interesting was it to see three cast members from gDawsonfs Creekh in horror movies back in 1998. We had Katie Holmes in gDisturbing Behaviorh and Joshua Jackson in gUrban Legendh as well as Michelle in gHalloween H20h I always thought that was interesting lol.

Back to the ranking shall we? Molly was very gmehh I guess the only reason she ranks this high is because she was surrounded by such a great cast of characters, seriously everyone in Halloween H20 was amazing, I adored pretty much all of them. She is the weakest link out of the main characters though and itfs really hard trying to think of what to say about her lol, she was so dull! I guess bonus points for surviving and hooking up with Josh Hartnett whom is such a hunk, wait! I remember a scene that cracked me up, there was a part when she and John were running down some stairs at light speed, Michael was chasing them and she was zooming down those stairs alol. The fact that I'm talking about stairs further proves that this bitch was dull as rocks haha~


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40. Adam Hann-Byrd (Charlie)

Halloween: H20

~Awww he was so adorable <3333 as a kid I thought he was fugly. Alol @ my crapty taste back then! Charliegod also managed to hook up with Sarah %#%!!+% (played by the wonderful Jody Lynn O Keefe) I was so jealous of him, like wtf? How did he manage to get with her? It like made absolutely no sense (at the time) I have since grown up and adore them now <3 His friendship with John was endearing, they had the whole bromance thing going on, they even skipped school to get champagne, awww so cute!

Lol @ my fan girl antics, back to Charlie. He was the best friend of one of the leads, so of course he was going to die eventually ::cries:: Letfs talk about his encounter with Michael Myers shall we? Charlie was looking for a corkscrew and well you know what happens next, he dies. The funny thing is that I donft really remember his death but in a way Ifm glad because my last memory of Charlie was when he said ghih to Michael. Poor dude had no idea what was about to happen and his last words were ghih. He was the only guy I truly felt sorry for out of all guys in this ranking and I think Micheal should've let him live, he was so sweet. ~

[King Silva]

LOL Private Blue you crack me up sometimes..

Nice ratings.

I still wish death scenes were available but I couldn't find your man Charlie's death scene..

Oh well!

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That's why I don't post scenes, they are hard to find lol

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I just realized how crapty 90s horror movies were. Scream was the only one remotely good.

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39. Danielle Harris (Tosh)

Urban Legend

~Tosh luv <3 Goth girls in horror movies = win! (see Stokely in The Faculty) whom is still in this ranking. Tosh was amazing, she was not long for this world (in Urban Legend adurr) but she did more then enough to crack the top 40, what is it that she did? Well she only yelled at uber**** Natalie and told her not to turn on the ing lights while having sex lol, have some respect Natalie! The scene was foreshadowing in a way because when Tosh died (she was being killed in the dark).Natalie thought that she was having sex and out of all times, the one time Tosh wanted her to turn on the lights, she didnft! Natalie was seriously a moron and since I didnft like her ass of course I blamed her for Toshfs death, stupid bitch! Another reason Tosh ranks this high is because she was played by the amazing Danielle Harris <3 a scream queen in her own right <3~



38. Jennifer Esposito (Nancy)

I Still Know What You Did Last Summer

~I remember really liking her, probably a bit to much because as you can see she lasted halfway through the ranking lol. I loved the epic three girl chase scene, it was fun seeing Ben chase Karla, Julie and Nancy around for a few minutes, one part that I loved was when Karla fell through a glass roof? (she didnft die or anything) but she did need help getting out of the room in which she trapped in, Julie wanted to help her but Nancy was like glol no letfs get the outta here, leave her!h not in so much words but she might as well have said it like that and tbh I couldnft blame her for thinking like that, itfs not like she and Karla knew each other or anything so she didnft owe the girls anything, ultimately she went with Julie to help Karla and they got her out, a few minutes later she and Karla went looking for a first aid kit? (with a killer on the loose no less, how genius of them NOT). Nancy then died and that was the end of her~

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37. LL Cool J (Rodney)

Halloween: H20

~ First off LL Cool J >>>> Busta Rhymes! If you agree then you have great taste if not then TOUGH! I loved LL in this movie, he was hilarious as Rodney (especially in his scenes with John and his conversations with the wife on the phone) lol unfortunately I donft really member anything else about him except of course randomly surviving which was a really nice surprise all things considered~

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36.Piper Laurie (Mrs. Olsen)

The Faculty

~Old ladies ftw <3 Wasnft she amazing?!? I still remember the first time I watched gThe Facultyh and being so shocked in the beginning when she stabbed the principal in the face!!! The line that she said immediately after was CREEPY! gI always wanted to do thath still haunts me til this day (ok not really lol) she didnft get much screen time after that but she sure was looking fierce, I guess the reason she really ranks this high is because she played Carriefs crazy ass momma in the classic film gCarrieh <3~




35.Nancy Stephens (Marion)

Halloween: H20

~More old ladies <33333 This chick was awesome, she only appeared in the opening scene (every horror movie needs a first victim after all). I was impressed by her, she managed to fight off MICHAEL FREAKING MYERS! This woman seemed to be pushing 50 but was owning Michael Myers, she hit him with a golf club? Ifm a bit rusty but I do know that she hit him with something and almost escaped through the window but he sadly sliced her neck, poor thing! She went down fighting though so huge kudos! HUGE HUGE HUGE kudos!~

[King Silva]

LMFAO!

Old ladies are bitches and fiesty!

I remember Nancy.

Stupid ass had that guy fall on her.

Sucked for her!

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34.Bebe Neuwirth (Principal Drake)

The Faculty

~To be honest I liked Mrs. Olsen better but I can’t deny the awesomeness that was the opening scene, it was pretty great! The teachers were having a meeting (at night), a few minutes later they started leaving. (boring right?) Good thing the fun started almost immediately when the principal was alone (so she thought!). The football coach (who was uber creepy) asked her for a pencil and she gave him one, he stabbed the bitch right through the hand with the pencil lol. 12 years later I still remember that scene, it was so gross back in the day lol. Principal Drake didn’t have much screen time after she was turned into a alien, but when she had scenes they were EPIC! One scene in particular comes to mind, the kids were looking for the leader of the “aliens” and somehow thought that the leader of the school (principal) was the leader, because that’s not predictable at all right? Freaking idiots lol. As usual they were wrong! How were they wrong you ask? One of the guys (Zeke?) shot her in the head, she got back up and stupid bitch Mary-Beth wasted all of the drugs (that kill the aliens) she literally wasted it all, poured it all over the principal, Stan went to check if all of those that were turned were back to normal, they weren’t! lol basically the students wasted valuable time on Principal Drake~




33. Shawn Hatosy (Stan)

The Faculty

~I loved Stan! He was pretty badass, a bit overshadowed by Zeke but not by much, both were equally awesome in my books, Stan also ranks this high because of that hot kiss with Stokeleygoddess <3 Where else do you see a hot jock football player mack on a goth lesbian? Where? No where! Except on “The Faculty” bitches! lol. <3 They ended up together too after going the whole movie hating each other, like literally! True love <3~




32. Bridgette Wilson (Elsa)

I Know What You Did Last Summer

~Sonya Blade/Veronica <33333 I’m sure you all know her from Mortal Kombat (who doesn’t?) but you mustn’t forget her as Veronica from Bill Madison. Bridgette was pretty big in the 90’s, definitely fell off the face of the earth. Back to the ranking, it was insane seeing Elsa get her ass handed to her like that, she was SONYA FREAKING BLADE! Snap his neck girl, do something! Lol she just stood there and let out a scream, so depressing thinking about it haha. All jokes aside I did like Elsa, probably a bit to much because in actuality she was supposed to be out of the ranking a long time ago, she was the epitome of fodder in the film.~





31. Timothy Olyphant (Mickey)

Scream 2



~OMG I love him! (I love everyone left so sue me!) The hottest Scream killer ever! He can kill me anytime (kidding) lol! If you watch Scream 2 for the first time, it’s kind of obvious Mickey was the killer, he just screams killer! I can’t pinpoint it exactly but it’s one of those things when you watch movies and know you exactly what’s going to happen ahead of time, basically his reveal came as no surprise to me lol. His motive was just atrocious lmfao, he went on some killing site (he wanted to be a killer, who doesn‘t right? ) and somehow got in touch with Mrs Loomis, Then together they plotted the whole thing, I understand her motive and I definitely understand Billy’s and Roman hell even Stu’s but Mickey’s? lolno! Timothy is a great actor though and is the sex, his sex appeal saved him a few dozen positions but no more ahaha ~

[King Silva]

LOL Blue.

I don't know the people from The Faculty but I do know poor little Elsa and the Scream 2 killer.

I didn't know Elsa was Sonya!