SWW's One Year Birthday Show

Dolphin came down to the ring.

(Dolphin) It should actually be me.
(Mrs.McCormack) Wow Dolphin's can speak?
(Dolphin) I'm getting fed up of this.
(Alan Griffths) What fishy boy?
(Dolphin) This, I'm constancy getting the piss taken out of.
(James Bradshaw) This is gonna be another "I am greatest SWW superstar, I deserve the Championship & I'm winning the royal rumble".
(Dolphin) Because its all true.
(Unmovable Object) I winning the damn rumble don't you all see it.
(Mrs.McCormack) Dolphin, Object you remember when you were both a tag team?
(Dolphin) Then someone got selfish.
(Unmovable Object) Shut it and sell fish.
(Mrs.McCormack) The next match is the 2 out of 3 falls Match.

6th Best Match of SWW's first year
2 out of 3 falls Tag Team Match
Round One - Normal Rules
Round Two - Street Fight
Round Three (If Needed) Cage Match
L.T Lenox and Zeke The Gardener vs Dolphin and The Unmovable Object
The match started with Zeke and Dolphin. They both locked up. Dolphin hit a couple of knees to Zeke's stomach. Dolphin tagged in Object. Object went for a spear onto Zeke. Zeke moved out the way. Object speared the ring post. Zeke went for a roll-up (1..) Object broke out quickly. Zeke hit a DDT onto Object. Zeke tagged in Lenox who climbed the top rope and hit a splash onto Object. Lenox went for the pin. (1..2) Object broke out. Lenox called Zeke into the ring. Zeke whipped Object to Lenox. Lenox hit a spinning wheel kick onto Object. Lenox went for the pin (1..2) Object broke out again. Lenox tagged Zeke in again. Zeke ran at Object and connected his thigh on Objects head and locked a sleeper hold with his legs. Object was reaching for the ropes. Dolphin entered the ring and booted Zeke in the face. Dolphin hit a German suplex onto Zeke. Lenox entered the ring and hit a spinning wheel kick onto both Dolphin and Object. Zeke went for the pin on Object (1..2). Zeke shouted to Lenox "Plan B". Lenox speared Dolphin thew the ropes. Lenox picked out a chair from under the ring. Lenox thew the chair into the the ring. Zeke hit Object over the head with it causing a DQ win for Object and Dolphin.
"The round 1 winners Dolphin and The Unmovable Object" Time 6 minutes 35 seconds
Zeke kept hitting Object with the chair Lenox got Zeke's pitchfork and thew it into the ring. Lenox grabbed a chair of his own and hit Dolphin a couple of times. Now Dolphin and Object where dripping with blood. Lenox found a table and a ladder under the ring and brought them into the ring. Lenox hit Dolphin with the chair while Zeke is going crazy with his chair on Objects face. Lenox found 4 tables and places 2 up then putting the third and fourth on top of the 2 tables outside of the ring. Lenox thew Dolphin into the ring. Zeke got Dolphin in the suplex position while Lenox hit a spring bored spear onto Dolphin. Lenox left the ring and said "we need a couple of things for trash". Lenox brought a trash can and lid from under the ring. Lenox and Zeke hit a double suplex. Lenox hit the death Vally driver onto Dolphin while Zeke hit the Zeke driver onto Object. They both pinned Object and Dolphin (1..2..3)
"The round 2 winners L.T Lenox and Zeke the Gardener" Time 3 minutes
L.T Lenox left the ring before the cage was brought down and grabbed a microphone and said "I thought this match was 2 out of 3 falls and we just pinned them both so we won. The Ref told Lenox to get back into the ring and the cage was brought down.
Zeke set the table and ladder up next to the cage wall. Zeke and Lenox climbed the cage Dolphin climbed the top of the cage with a chair and he hit Zeke with it causing him to fall. Object then hit Lenox with Zeke's rake knocking him of the cage. Dolphin and Object start to climb the cage Dolphin was knocked off by Lenox. Object climbed back down and was hit with a spinning wheel kick by Lenox. Zeke got up and hit Object and Dolphin with the rake. Lenox hit a death Vally driver onto Dolphin. Zeke hit a neck-breaker onto Object. Object was dragged onto the table. Zeke and Lenox hit a double dropkick onto Dolphin. Zeke and Lenox climbed the cage. Lenox climbed over the cage Zeke jumped of the cage onto the ladder then missing a frog splash but going thew the table which Object was on. Object had a lucky escape. Lenox started to climb the cage back to the ring he got to the top. Dolphin climbed up the cage and pushed Lenox off the cage thew the 4 tables and onto the outside of the ring. Dolphin climbed back down to the top rope. Dolphin hit the Dolphin splash and went for the pin (1..2..3)
"The round 3 winners Dolphin and The Unmovable Object"

(Dolphin) We won the 3 match's.
(Unmovable Object) I think that gives us more right on best SWW superstar.
(James Bradshaw) To stop all complaining just tell us who is the best SWW superstar?

The One With The W On His Chest came down to the ring.

(Luke Jones) Oh my god, don't even say it.
(The One With The W On Chest) I am the best SWW superstar of all time.
(Alan Griffiths) He said it as well.
(Mrs.McCormack) How the hell could you be SWW's greatest superstar?
(The One With The W On Chest) because I am the One With The W On Chest, and the W stands for Winnnah!
(Mrs.McCormack) Why does he still have a job? Next match is The Unmovable Object vs Eccles in a SWW Championship Match.

5th Best Match of SWW's first year
SWW Championship
Eccles (Champion) vs The Unmovable Object
The match started with both superstars looking at the SWW Belt. Object hits a strike to Eccles face. Eccles returns with one back. Eccles and Object hitting multiple strikes to the face of each other. Object lifted Eccles up onto his shoulders hitting a Samoan drop. Object went for the pin (1..) Eccles kicked out. Object went for the pin again (1..) Eccles kicked out again. Object went for a early spear but Eccles moved out of the way. Object went head first into the top rope. Eccles hit a back drop. Eccles went for the pin (1..) Object kicked out. Eccles hit a DDT and went for the pin again (1..2) Object kicked out again. Eccles hit a German suplex witched looked to hurt Object's neck. Eccles locked in a sleeper hold beginning to knock Object out but Object maneged to reach the ropes. Eccles went for a big boot. Object ducked under it but was hit with a spine buster by Eccles. Eccles went for the pin (1..2..) Object just kicked out. Eccles went for a German suplex but Object hit a low blow. Object hit a belly to belly suplex and went for the pin (1..2) Eccles kicked out. Object went for a clothesline but Eccles ducked under it Eccles hits a running shoulder. Eccles hits a big boot and a spine buster. Eccles goes for the pin (1..2..) Object just kicked out. Eccles climbed the top rope and went to hit a splash onto Object. Object rolled out of the way Eccles fell right to the mat. Object slowly got up in pain. Object hit a spear and then went for the pin (1..2..) Eccles kicked out and crowd was going crazy. Object was stalling for another spear. Eccles moved out of the way and went for a clothesline. Object ducked it and bounced of the ropes and hit a spear. Object went for the win (1..2..3) The Unmovable Object is the new SWW Champion.

"The winner of the match and the new SWW Champion The Unmovable Object"

(The Unmovable Object) This is how I beat Eccles for the Heavyweight Championship.
(The One With The W On His Chest) But...
(Luke Jones) Shut up, you had to hit a low blow to win didn't you.
(Dolphin) After you were Champion you walked out on me in tag match's twice.
(Alan Griffiths) And I'm the coward

L.T Lenox came down to the ring.

(L.T Lenox) I'm surprised no one has even mentioned me and we already had 6 match's.
(Dolphin) I wonder why.
(L.T Lenox) When I beat Zeke at the Opportunity Of A life Time. I will give him number one in the Rumble then win it my self.
(The Unmovable Object) You forgot something. Me & Dolphin eliminated you from the Rumble last year.
(L.T Lenox) Lets see you do it this year as well.
(The One With The W On His Chest) But.
(Luke Jones) Shut up!
(Mrs.McCormack) Actually Lenox you are one of the best SWW superstars.
(L.T Lenox) Yeah yeah I know.
(Mrs.McCormack) But not the best.
(L.T Lenox) What?
(Mrs.McCormack) The next match is the first and only TLC Match.

4th Best Match of SWW's first year
TLC Match for the Tag Team Championship
Zeke The Gardener & L.T Lenox (Champions) vs McGee & Moppy vs Kieran Hilliard & Roy Cropper vs David Stanley & Ste Bradshaw

The match started with the belts being risen. All 8 superstars looked at each other. L.T Lenox, Zeke The Gardener, Roy Cropper, Ste Bradshaw & David Stanley lefted the ring trying to get a ladder from ringside. They all began changing blows. Moppy climbed the top rope and hit a senton bomb onto the 5 superstars. In the ring Hilliard hit a body slam onto McGee. Hilliard brought a ladder into the ring and began to climb it. Zeke entered the ring and climbed the other side of the ladder. Hilliard & Zeke began trading blows. Hilliard fell of the ladder but onto his feet. Hilliard pushed the ladder over. Zeke jumped off and landed on his feet. Hilliard hit a dropkick onto Zeke. Lenox entered the ring and suplexed Hilliard onto the ladder which was in the ring. Moppy entered the ring with a ladder and set it up. Bradshaw entered the ring. McGee & Cropper got on to the ring apron. Bradshaw pushed the ladder which had Lenox & Moppy on. They fell of the ladder and fell onto Cropper & McGee and knocking them of the apron to the floor below. Bradshaw climbed the ladder. Hilliard entered the ring with a chair and hit Bradshaw with it causing him to fall of. Stanley entered the ring and ducked a chair shot from Hilliard. Zeke grabbed the chair off Hilliard and hit both Stanley & Hilliard with the chair. Zeke set a couple of tables up at ringside. Zeke went back in the ring. McGee ran in the ring and was hit with the pitchfork. Cropper ran in and was also hit with pitchfork. Bradshaw then entered the ring and he was also hit with the pitchfork. Stanley got up of the floor and he was hit with the pitchfork. Moppy entered the ring and was hit with pitchfork. Zeke started to hype him self after hitting 5 pitchforks in a row. Zeke grabbed the ladder and began climbing it. Hilliard brought second ladder into the ring and placed it next to the ladder which Zeke was on. Hilliard hit a few clubs to the back of Zeke. Zeke began to stagger on the ladder. Hilliard began climbing the ladder next to Zeke's one. Zeke hit a couple of strikes to Hilliard's face. Zeke then pitchforked Hilliard off the ladder. Zeke climbed one of the ladder's again. Moppy entered the ring and climbed the second ladder. Moppy hit a neck breaker of the ladder. Both Moppy & Zeke where rolling around in the ring and then onto the floor outside. Lenox and Stanley both tried to climb the two ladders. Stanley tried a suplex of the ladder but Lenox turned it into one of his own. Now Bradshaw & Cropper both climb one of the ladders. Cropper then managed to hit a rolling power bomb on Bradshaw of the ladder. Bradshaw landed on his head. Zeke hit Cropper over the head with a chair. Zeke began climbing the ladder. Hilliard then got onto the ladder next to it. Hilliard then hit amazing belly to belly suplex of the two ladders. Lenox set a third ladder in the ring. Lenox then moved the other two ladders into a line from one corner the the opposite corner. Lenox then placed Ste Bradshaw & Kieran Hilliard onto two tables. Lenox then climbed the top of the opposite ring post. Lenox then jumped onto the the ladder closest to him stepping the other two ladders like a game of stepping stones. Lenox then hit a swanton onto both Hilliard & Bradshaw. Zeke lefted the ring to check on Lenox, Hilliard & Bradshaw. Zeke then made a signal to the triton-tron. Multiple paramedics ran down to the ring and carried Lenox, Bradshaw & Hilliard on stretchers. McGee started to climb the ladder in the middle of the ring. Zeke pushed him of the ladder. McGee landed on his feet. Zeke knee'd McGee in the stomach and hit the Zeke driver onto him. Moppy entered the ring and drop kicked Zeke out of the ring. Cropper & Stanley entered the ring with chairs. They both hit Moppy with the con-chair-to. Zeke rentered the ring. Stanley & Cropper was climbing one of the ladders in the ring. Zeke got on one of the ones next to it. Zeke then tipped the ladder over with Stanley & Cropper falling hard into the mat. Zeke then grabbed the Tag Team Belts and placed them both on his shoulders.
"The winners of the match and still the Tag Team Champions Zeke The Gardener & L.T Lenox"

Zeke The Gardener jumped of the ladder with both Tag Team Championships in his hands. Zeke grabbed the microphone and said "The winners of the match the greatest Tag Team Champions in the history of SWW L.T Lenox & Zeke The Gardener your dream team, no one can beet us because your all scum". Zeke then lefted the ring and walked to the back.

Zeke The Gardener came down to the ring.

(Zeke The Gardener) We have like 8 people in the ring claiming they are SWW's greatest superstar.
(Mrs.McCormack) Notice the claiming part.
(Zeke The Gardener) Wow that match was fun, painful but fun.
(L.T Lenox) See what I mean, you take all the spotlight all the time.
(Zeke The Gardener) Aww. Go shovel your self. Whats your problem. We were a team a very good one. I can't help it if one of us was liked more than the other.
(L.T Lenox) You were the one making all the jokes weren't you.
(Zeke The Gardener) To be honest it was both of us.
(Dolphin) Me & Object still haven't got you back for the fish incident.
(Zeke The Gardener) That was great, Remember the Dolphin & the Sumo suits.
(L.T Lenox) Quite funny to be honest.
(Mrs.McCormack) Seeing as the both of you faced off over the Merseyside Championship lets show a video on the past Merseyside Champs.

A video is shown of Jamez being the first Merseyside Champ. Next was Mikey Gartland with the Belt. After wards was Scott Dick. Followed by L.T Lenox. Zeke The Gardener had the belt high in the air. After wards was Luke Jones. Then Danny Quick. Last was Luke Jones second rein as Champion.

(Luke Jones) How many people have won that belt more than once?
(Mrs.McCormack) You thats it.
(Luke Jones) So I'm the greatest Merseyside Champion ever.
(Mrs.McCormack) The next match is Eccles vs The Unmovable Object Hell in a Cell for the Heavyweight Championship.

3rd Best Match of SWW's first year
Hell In A Cell Match
SWW Championship
The Unmovable Object (Champion) vs Eccles
The match started with cell being lowered onto the floor. Eccles and Object started to exchange right hands. Eccles hit a couple of knees to the stomach of Object. Eccles whipped Object to the outside of the ring. Eccles dived to the outside of the ring and dived out of the ring onto Object. Eccles slowly made his way back up. Eccles lifted Object up. Object hit a low blow onto Eccles. Object hit a suplex onto Eccles outside of the ring. Object lifted up the ring apron and began looking under the ring. Object lifted a chair from under the ring and hit Eccles in the face with it. Object dropped the chair. Object then ran at Eccles full speed and speared Eccles right thew the mesh of the cell. Object pinned Eccles (1..2) Eccles kicked out of the pin. Object then pulled the cover and the monitors of the announce table off. Eccles clothelined Object onto the announce table. Eccles began to climb up the side of the cell. Eccles got about halve way and jumped off. Eccles hit a leg drop onto Object's head. Eccles went for the pin (1..2). Object broke out of the pin. Eccles hit Object with one of the monitors. Eccles entered the ring. Object slowly followed. Eccles hit a spine buster. Eccles went for the pin (1..2.). Object kicked out. Eccles lefted the ring and pulled a table from under the ring. Eccles placed the table against the ring post. Eccles tried to suplex Object. Object was to heavy and he hit his own suplex onto Eccles. Eccles went for the pin (1..). Eccles broke out. Object then hit a Samoan drop onto Eccles. Object went for another pin (1..2.). Eccles kicked out. Object rested in the corner until Eccles got up. When Eccles finally did get up. Object ran and speared Eccles thew the table. Object went for the pin (1..2..). Eccles only just kicked out. Object went outside the ring and pulled a chair out from under it. Object tried to Eccles with the chair. The chair rebounded of the ropes and hit Object in the face. Eccles got another table from under the ring and placed it up in the ring. Eccles hit a spine buster on Object and went for the pin (1..). Eccles hit another spine buster and went for another pin (1..2..). Object kicked out again. Eccles then hit Object with the chair 3 times then spine buster ed Object thew the table and then went for the pin (1..2..3)
"The winner of the match and the new SWW Heavyweight Champion Eccles"

(Zeke The Gardener) Wow what a match.
(L.T Lenox) Object if your so Unmovable, how the heck you lose this match?
(The Unmovable Object) If your so tough come to the ring and say it to my face.
(L.T Lenox) I have a saw hand and not able to fight to day.

Danny Quick came down to the ring.

(The One With The W On His Chest) How..
(Zeke The Gardener) Shut up!
(Danny Quick) I came down to say one thing.
(Mrs.McCormack) What is it then?
(Danny Quick) I'm winning the Rumble and I will beat Eccles at the Final Chapter for the Heavyweight Championship.
(Zeke The Gardener) Oh my god everyones saying their gonna win the Rumble.
(L.T Lenox) Which I am.
(Zeke The Gardener) Why don't wait till the match, then we can see who wins.
(Alan Griffiths) Which I will win.
(Zeke The Gardener) Then the winner can say I won this years rumble.
(Mrs.McCormack) So we definitely know.
(Zeke The Gardener) I think its time for a match.
(Mrs.McCormack) Actually its Zeke vs Lenox Gardener Rules.

2nd Best Match of SWW's first year
Gardener Rules Match
SWW Merseyside Championship
L.T Lenox (Champion) vs Zeke The Gardener
The match started with Lenox looking around at the large green-house surrounding the the green. Lenox then looked outside were all the gardening equipment was all in between the ring & green-house. Both stars stared at each other. They were exchanging right hands. Lenox hit a couple of knees to Zeke's stomach. Lenox hit a suplex onto Zeke. Lenox went for the pin (1..). Zeke kicked out quickly. Zeke got back to his feet. Zeke & Lenox locked up. Zeke pushed Lenox to the floor. Zeke hit a falling elbow. Zeke then locked in a arm lock. Lenox hit a couple of elbows until Zeke let go. Lenox ran to the ropes. Lenox hit a spinning wheel kick onto Zeke. Lenox went for the pin (1..2). Zeke kicked out. Lenox lefted the ring and picked up a bamboo stick and swung for Zeke with it. Zeke ducked under it. Zeke then hit a dropkick onto Lenox knocking him over. Zeke picked up the bamboo stick. Zeke then hit the stick over Lenox's back. The sound of the shot was awful. Zeke hit Lenox two more times with it. Zeke went for the pin (1..2). Lenox kicked out. A camera was shown facing Lenox's back. There was 3 red lines against his back. Zeke went for the pitchfork. Lenox pushed Zeke to the ropes. Lenox lifted Zeke up for the death valley driver. Zeke pulled himself of Lenox. Lenox & Zeke both ran at each other hitting a clothesline on each other. Both guys were on the floor. The ref was standing there not sure on what to do. After a short while both guys got up. Zeke was using the ropes to get him self. Lenox ran and speared Zeke thew the ropes and to the outside of the ring. Lenox went for the pin (1..2). Zeke kicked out. Lenox slammed Zeke's head against one of the glass windows of the green house. Lenox swung for Zeke. Zeke ducked and Lenox punched a glass wall. Zeke went for a surprising roll up (1..2). Lenox kicked out of it. Zeke whipped Lenox to the ring steps. Zeke put Lenox's right hand against the ring steps. Zeke ran at Lenox. Zeke booted Lenox's hand against the ring steps. Zeke picked up the garden rake and drove the sharp end into Lenox's right hand. Lenox's hand was dripping with blood. Zeke was pushing the gardening equipment out of the way. Lenox saw a opportunity. Lenox ran at Zeke full speed. Zeke jumped out the way as Lenox hit a spear threw a window. Zeke then pulled Lenox out of the glass and to the outside of the green-house. Zeke checked were there was no glass. Zeke then hit the Zeke driver onto Lenox. Zeke then went for the pin (1..2..3).
"The winner of the match and the new Merseyside Champion Zeke The Gardener"

(Zeke The Gardener) That match was as fun as getting put threw a window.
(The One With The W On His Chest) Lenox had a "smashing" time.
(L.T Lenox) Shut up!

What shows were these?

Not much to note but I expected the Demolition Derby match to hit number one

Goodnight all.