Post by Zeke on Jan 1, 2009 21:45:30 GMT -5
SWW Rest In Piece 2007
Theme Music Rest in Pieces by Saliva
October 7th 2007
"In life good things happen"
"Oh my God! L.T Lenox is the new SWW Heavyweight Champion"
"But in life bad things also happen"
"Its a awful night for the Scumination, Zeke & Eccles has lost three Championships all together in one night"
"Also in life new friends are formed"
"Oh my God! Ste Bradshaw has joined the Malam, McCarthy, Griffiths alliance, What no! Beattie has joined the alliance as well"
"We are the Sinister Six, we are the greatest superstar put into one team, you have the greatest tag team in SWW Martin Malam & Sam McCarthy, the best Extreme wrestler in the SWW Ste Bradshaw and two great lightweights myself Alan Griffiths & the Lightweight Champion Beattie, your all wondering but there is 5 of us at the moment, when the time is right the brains and leader of the group will be ready to come out"
"Also in life new enemies are formed"
"Once again Dolphin has cost Eccles another opportunity in the SWW"
"Dolphin!, me you at rest In piece I will kill you"
"Because you will so call kill Dolphin your match will be a casket match enjoy"
(Mr.Bell) Welcome everyone to SWW Rest in Piece, Mr. Bell along side me is Mr. Lawless.
(Mr.Lawless) Thanks tonight we have four Championship match's.
(Mr.Bell) Also SWW's first ever Casket Match, Eccles will take on Dolphin.
(Mr.Lawless) Also the the leader and brains of the Sinister Six will reveal himself tonight.
(Mr.Bell) Also tonight Mikey Gartland will take on the SWW Heavyweight Champion L.T Lenox tonight to try and take home the gold.
"This match is for one fall and it is for the SWW Tag Team Championship, first with the combined weight of 486 pounds they are the SWW Tag Team Champions Andy Stewart & Kieran Hilliard"
Theme music Tears Don't Fall by Bullet For My Valentine
(Mr.Bell) Well three weeks ago Kieran Hilliard & Andy Stewart won the Tag Team Championships for the third time by defeating the team of Zeke & Eccles in a Dumpster match, how ever I believe that Hilliard & Stewart only won due to interference from Dolphin.
(Mr.Lawless) I believe that you only beat me at No Holds Bar because I had something in my eye.
(Mr. Bell) Stop Bitchin'
(Mr.Lawless) Well your the one who got their ass whooped by the SWW Extreme Champion.
"Being accompanied to the ring by Ste Bradshaw, Alan Griffiths & the SWW Lightweight Beattie, with the combined weight of 429 pounds Martin Malam & Sam McCarthy"
(Mr.Bell) Well here's a surprise the 3 other announced Sinister Six members are coming down to the ring with Malam & McCarthy.
(Mr.Lawless) Well they're only there to give support.
(Mr.Bell) My ass, you know for a fact it will be five on two in this match.
SWW Tag Team Championship
Kieran Hilliard & Andy Stewart (Champions) vs Martin Malam & Sam McCarthy with Alan Griffiths, Ste Bradshaw & the SWW Lightweight Champion Beattie
The match begun with McCarthy & Stewart. They lock up and Stewart hits a few chops in the corner of the ring. Stewart hits a suplex. Stewart goes for the cover (1.). Ste Bradshaw lifted McCarthy's foot onto the ropes. Stewart shouted "What the hell" at Bradshaw. Bradshaw replied with "I didn't do anything". Stewart locks in a headlock. McCarthy escapes out of it quickly. Stewart & McCarthy locked up again. Stewart whipped McCarthy into the corner. Stewart ran towards McCarthy. Beattie outside of the ring punched Stewart in the shin tripping him up. McCarthy stomped on Stewart's shin a few times. McCarthy hits a dropkick onto Stewart. McCarthy tagged Malam in Malam. Stewart slowly got up. Malam hit a chop block just before Stewart was able to tag in Hilliard. Malam dragged Stewart up by his hair and a hit a clothesline onto him knocking him to the mat. Malam went for the cover (1..2). Hilliard made the save. Hilliard & Malam began a stare down. They exchanged right hands in the middle of the ring. McCarthy entered the ring and hit a dropkick onto Hilliard. Malam then clotheslined Hilliard out of the ring. Stewart jumped to tag in his partner and then noticed his tag partner wasn't actually there. Malam & McCarthy then hit a clothesline, chop block combination onto Stewart. Malam then lifted up Stewart up and hit a tiger bomb onto him. McCarthy then climbed the top rope and hit a moonsault onto Stewart. Hilliard was then hold back from breaking the pin fall by Griffiths, Beattie & Bradshaw. Malam went for the pin (1..2..3).
"The winners of the match and the new SWW Tag Team Champions Martin Malam & Sam McCarthy"
(Mr.Lawless) Well Martin Malam & Sam McCarthy are the new SWW Tag Team Champions for the second time.
(Mr.Bell) I'm fed up of this crap, I wonder who will stop the Sinister Six.
(Mr.Lawless) Well in a way they are not the Sinister Six yet, as the last member is not known yet.
(Mr.Bell) Hmm true, but who will be the last member?
(Mr.Lawless) It has to be someone powerful or someone really smart.
(Mr.Bell) Or both, powerful it could be Dolphin or the Unmovable Object, or by smart it could be Craig Hughes that who I think it could be.
(Mr.Lawless) To be honest I don't think its Dolphin as he's not smart enough to form a team like this.
Backstage is the 17 superstars taking on Matthew Jones for the Extreme Championship
(James Bradshaw) Tonight you will witness history I am already the first guy to be a triple crown Champion in the SWW, then I will add the Extreme Championship to my list.
(Unmovable Object) Well you think wrong Its been ages since I have had singles gold.
(Danny Quick) Shut it fatty, I'm gonna be the new Champ.
(The One With the W on His Chest) I am gonna win, you know what the W stands for?
(Conk) I can think of a few things but I can't say on this show.
(The One With the W on His Chest) No, winner!
(David Stanley) Shut up you stupid nugget!
(Joe Hilton) Why are you arguing remember there is 17 of us, anyone of us could get that pin.
(David Stanley) None of you realized that I am a former Extreme Champion, who else here done this? .... Exactly!
(Busby) Shut up you stupid dick!
(Scott Dick) What the hell!
(Mr.Bell) The thing I'm thinking about, is that how are 17 wrestlers who are completely different going to get along.
(Mr.Lawless) We all know Danny Quick is gonna win, he will Quick kick, Jones' head of.
(Mr.Bell) Well for the match it will be Matthew Jones on his own facing 17 other SWW superstars.
(Mr.Lawless) For Jones to win, he must make each member of the opponent's team tap out or pin them.
(Mr.Bell) But if someone pins Jones they will be the new SWW Extreme Champion.
(Mr.Lawless) Or make him tap.
"This match is a one on seventeen elimination handicap match for the SWW Extreme Championship, first from Eastham weighting 306 pounds Matthew Jones"
(Mr.Bell) What if Jones is able to eliminate all 17 opponents.
(Mr.Lawless) As much as I think Jones is a great superstar he will eventually tire out on the other team you have great superstars such as Danny Quick, James Bradshaw, the Unmovable Object, Scott Dick, Joe Hilton & David Stanley.
"Please welcome the SWW roster,
Ben Davies,
Busby,
Conk,
Danny Quick,
David Stanley,
Dougan,
James Bradshaw,
Joe Hilton,
McGee,
Mouci,
Lee Jackson,
Scott Dick,
Trippy,
The One With The W On His Chest,
Tom Matthews,
Tom Reeves
& the Unmovable Object"
(Mr.Bell) All these superstars coming down to the ring one by one.
(Mr.Lawless) Pretty good team there though.
SWW Extreme Championship
1 on 17 elimination handicap match
Matthew Jones (Champion) vs Ben Davies, Busby, Conk, Danny Quick, David Stanley, Dougan, James Bradshaw, Joe Hilton, McGee, Mouci, Lee Jackson, Scott Dick, Trippy, The One With The W On His Chest, Tom Matthews, Tom Reeves & the Unmovable Object
The match began in one corner Matthew Jones. In the other corner was the Unmovable Object. Two big men had a stare down in the ring. They both locked up. Object & Jones exchanged right hands in the middle of the ring. Object took Jones down with a clothesline. Jones began pumping up. Blind tag made by Dougan. Dougan climbed the top rope. Jones got up quickly. Dougan jumped of the top rope at Jones. Jones shoulder barged him to the mat. Jones went for the pin (1..2..3). Dougan has been eliminated.
Conk & Trippy saw their Team Rock Buddie just get pinned and they both went for Jones. However Jones took them both down with a brutal clothesline. Jones hit the Samoan drop onto Trippy. Jones then hit a Samoan drop onto Conk on top of Trippy. Jones then pinned Trippy (1..2..3) Trippy had been eliminated.
Jones then pinned Conk (1..2..3) Conk had been eliminated.
Tom Reeves has ran into the ring. Jones ducked under a clothesline of Reeves. Jones picked up Reeves' barrel of apples and hit Reeves over the head with it. Jones then went for the cover (1..2..3). Tom Reeves has been eliminated.
The Unmovable Object ran into the ring and hit a spear onto Jones knocking him to the mat. Object went for the cover (1..2). Jones kicked out. Tom Matthews was tagged in. Matthews hit a few forearms to the back of Jones' head. Jones got up as if it didn't do any effect. Jones hit a big boot onto Matthews. Jones went for the cover (1..2). David Stanley broke up the pin. Stanley started hitting Jones with everything he had. Jones then whipped Stanley out of the ring. Jones hit a DDT onto Matthews. Jones then went for the cover (1..2..3). Tom Matthews has been eliminated.
James Bradshaw, Busby & Ben Davies all entered the ring and began attacking Jones. Jones was trying to fight them all of. Jones slammed Bradshaw's & Busby's heads together. Unmovable Object entered the ring and went to hit Jones with the spear. Jones moved out the way & Ben Davies was hit with the spear. Jones took out Jones with a big boot. Jones then pinned Davies (1..2..3). Ben Davies has been eliminated.
Busby entered the ring and began hitting Jones. Jones hit a knee to Busby's stomach. Jones then hit a spine buster onto Busby. Jones then went for the cover (1..2..3). Busby has been eliminated.
McGee ran into the ring, Jones then lifted McGee up onto his shoulders and hit the Samoan drop straight away into a pin (1..2..3). McGee has been eliminated.
Joe Hilton went into the ring. Hilton was way to quick for Jones. Hilton was jumping of the ropes hitting multiple splashes and cross body's. Hilton began the right hands on Jones. Jones then whipped Hilton to the ropes. Jones jumped at the ropes and jumped back at Jones and went for a cross body. Jones caught Hilton and lifted him to his shoulders and hit the Samoan drop onto him. Jones went for the cover (1..2..3). Joe Hilton has been eliminated.
Mouci entered the ring and was clotheslined by Jones. Danny Quick entered the ring and waited for Jones to turn around. Jones did and was hit with the Quick kick by Quick. Mouci jumped for the cover. (1..2). Stanley threw a chair in the ring breaking up the pin fall. Jones then lift up the chair and started to hit Mouci multiple times with the chair. Jones then went for the cover after about 40 chair shots. (1..2..3). Mouci has been eliminated.
All the superstars were on the apron thinking who wants to face a monster with a steel chair in his hand. They all look at the One With the W on His Chest. The One enters the ring and starts punching Jones doing no effect. Jones turned around and hit the One with the chair once. The One fell into Lee Jackson, and the One must have accidentally tagged Lee Jackson. Jackson said that he will not enter the ring. Matthew Jones then made him change his mind and not by choice. Jones whipped Jackson into one ring Post and ran and splashed him against the post. Jones then did the same in the opposite corner. Jones then lifted Jackson up and hit a belly to belly suplex to him in the ring. Jones then lifted Jackson up and hit a Samoan drop onto him. Jones then went for the cover (1..2..3). Lee Jackson has been eliminated.
Right now there is only Danny Quick, David Stanley, James Bradshaw, Scott Dick, The One With The W On His Chest & Unmovable Object left. Object ordered Dick too enter the ring. Dick did so. Dick ran into the ring and kicked Jones in the groin. Jones covered up his groin area and began pointing him. Dick began a few strikes. Jones knocked Dick down with a uppercut. Jones then lifted the chair up and hit Stanley in the head with it. Jones then went for a cover onto Dick (1..2..3). Scott Dick has been eliminated.
Danny Quick lift David Stanley into the ring. Jones then went for the cover (1..2..3). David Stanley has been eliminated.
The Unmovable Object entered the ring. Jones & Object began a stare down. They both locked up and began pushing each other. Jones hit a uppercut onto Object. Jones then hit a big boot onto Object. Jones then lift Object and hit a spine buster. Jones then went for the cover (1..2..). Object kicked out. Jones began the beat down on Object hitting him with multiple strikes. Object was trying to fight back and he knocked Jones of his feet. Object & Jones locked up again. Jones & Object began exchanging right hands again. Out of no where Jones hit a spine buster onto Object. Jones went for the cover (1..2..3). The Unmovable Object has been eliminated.
James Bradshaw ran into the ring and began hitting Jones with everything he had left. Jones pushed Bradshaw away. Bradshaw leaped to the corner and tagged in Danny Quick. Quick then hit the Quick kick on his partner Bradshaw. Quick looked at the fans saying "Well I want the title". Quick whipped Jones into the corner. Quick ran towards the ropes. The One slapped Quick in the shoulder. Quick then ran at Jones and hit the Quick kick onto him. Quick leg went over the top rope and he rolled over the ropes. The One entered the ring and dived on Jones and went for the cover (1..2..3).
"The survivors of the match James Bradshaw, Danny Quick and the new SWW Extreme Champion the One With the W on His Chest"
The One With the W on His Chest dived to the outside of the ring and grabbed the SWW Extreme Championship and ran backstage with it.
(Mr.Lawless) What the hell just happened, Danny Quick was the legal man in the match.
(Mr.Bell) Actually good call from the ref, before Quick was about to do the Quick kick, Quick ran towards the ropes, The One slapped Quick in the back, thus making him the legal man in the match.
(Mr.Lawless) What so, Danny Quick got out smarted by the worse superstar on the SWW roster?
(Mr.Bell) I guess that is true, well already tonight two Championship changes, we still have L.T Lenox vs Mikey Gartland for the SWW heavyweight Championship & Jamez vs Craig Hughes for the SWW Merseyside Championship.
The One With the W on His Chest is backstage with the SWW Extreme Championship on his shoulder. he starts talking about how he is the great SWW superstar of all time. In the background you multiple wrestlers and staff members laughing at him.
(Mr.Bell) Well The One With the W on His Chest is happy with his new Championship win.
(Mr.Lawless) Of course its his first win in months.
(Mr.Bell) Next match is the SWW Merseyside Championship it will feature the Champion Craig Hughes facing the first ever Merseyside Champion Jamez.
(Mr.Lawless) Jamez has been pushed behind lately by newer talent.
(Mr.Bell) Yeah true but its great to see him again at a PPV show.
"This match is for one fall and it is for the SWW Merseyside Championship first from Port Sunlight weighting 229 pounds he is the SWW Merseyside Champion Craig Hughes"
(Mr.Lawless) Craig Hughes the new Merseyside Champion beating Eccles & Dolphin in a falls count anywhere triple treat match a few weeks ago with that brutal kick to the head.
(Mr.Bell) I do hate that kick because it has nothing to do with wrestling.
"And from Bromborough weighting 245 pounds Jamez"
(Mr.Bell) Great to see Jamez again on PPV, first ever Merseyside Champion, hoping to win it for a second time.
SWW Merseyside Championship
Craig Hughes vs Jamez
The match began with Hughes hitting Jamez with the Merseyside belt before the bell began. Hughes started to hit Jamez with right strikes. Hughes whipped Jamez into the turnbuckle. Hughes ran at Jamez and went for a jumping splash. Jamez moved out of the way. Jamez then hit a suplex onto Hughes and went for the first pin fall of the match (1..2). Hughes kicked out. Jamez hit a clothesline onto Hughes. Jamez went for a cover (1..2). Jamez whipped Hughes into the turnbuckle. Jamez ran at Hughes shoulder first. Hughes moved and Jamez went shoulder first into the ring post. Hughes hit a few strikes to Jamez' back. Hughes hit a dropkick onto Jamez. Hughes then hit a DDT onto Jamez. Hughes went for a pin (1..2). Jamez kicked out. Hughes then waited in the corner. As Jamez got to his hands and knees. Hughes then ran at Jamez and went for his running kick to the head. Jamez rolled out of the way. Hughes span round and was hit with the rugby tackle by Jamez. Jamez went for the cover (1..2). Hughes put his arm on the ropes breaking up the pin fall. Jamez dragged Hughes away from the ropes and went for the pin (1..2). Hughes kicked out. Jamez whipped Hughes into the ropes. Jamez ran at Hughes. Hughes moved out the way and Jamez went shoulder first into the ring post again. Hughes pushed Jamez legs so they were on the ring apron. Jamez pulled him self out of the ring post. Hughes then hit his running boot to the head onto Jamez knocking him outside of the ring. The ref began counting Jamez out (1..2..3..4..5..6..7..8..9..10).
"The winner of the match by a count out and still the SWW Merseyside Champion Craig Hughes"
(Mr.Bell) What count out win for Hughes?
(Mr.Lawless) Well that's a new way of defending your title isn't it?
(Mr.Bell) If he's gonna defend the title like that I can't wait for him to lose it.
(Mr.Lawless) Why you want to lose it?
(Mr.Bell) That kick to the head isn't even a wrestling move, so why does he do it?
(Mr.Lawless) Because it wins match's.
South Wirral Wrestling Action Figures!
Collect all of Series 1 and build a wrestling figure ring
Series 1
Eccles with Ring Ropes & Heavyweight Championship
Zeke with Ring Posts
L.T Lenox with Piece of Ring
Dolphin with Piece of Ring
Unmovable Object with Piece of Ring
James Bradshaw with Piece of Ring
Out at the end of the month!
(Mr.Bell) Wow a new figure line.
(Mr.Lawless) I'm getting these for sure, but wheres Danny Quick?
(Mr.Bell) Not there you know.
(Mr.Lawless) This is a outrage he should me in the set!
(Mr.Bell) He may be in Series 2 so don't moan.
(Mr.Lawless) I have just been informed that the SWW Heavyweight Championship will not be the main event tonight.
(Mr.Bell) What, when is it?
(Mr.Lawless) Now, hmm so the Casket match & the 10 man tag will be after wards?
(Mr.Bell) I guess so.
"This match is for one fall and it is for the SWW Heavyweight Championship, first from Eastham weighting at a 218 pounds he is the SWW Heavyweight Champion L.T Lenox"
Theme Song Last Resort by Papa Roach
(Mr.Lawless) L.T Lenox recently won the Heavyweight Championship against Zeke a few weeks ago in a steel cage match with a death valley driver of the top rope.
(Mr.Bell) I think this is Mikey Gartland's first ever Heavyweight title shot.
"From Rock Ferry weighting 254 pounds Mikey Gartland"
Theme Song Animal I Become by Three Days Grace
(Mr.Bell) Gartland already a former SWW Merseyside Champion, lately been on a losing streak against Matthew Jones for the past few months, maybe he can shock the fans by winning the Heavyweight Championship.
(Mr.Lawless) Well he won't win tonight as Lenox said that very week since winning the Championship, he is the best in the business.
(Mr.Bell) Even better than Danny Quick?
(Mr.Lawless) Maybe not then, second best for sure.
SWW Heavyweight Championship
L.T Lenox (Champion) vs Mikey Gartland
The match began with Lenox hitting a jumping kick to the head of Gartland. Lenox went for a pin (1..). Gartland kicked out. Lenox started the forearms on Gartland while on the floor. Lenox hit a standing leg drop. Lenox started to hit more forearms. The ref told Lenox to stop. Lenox waited for Gartland to get up. Lenox jumped at the ropes ready for his springboard kick. Gartland moved out of the way. Lenox missed the kick. Gartland hits a clothesline knocking Lenox to the mat. Gartland went for a quick cover (1..2). Lenox kicked out. Gartland began to hit Lenox with right hands. Lenox reversed a few strikes and went for a clothesline. Gartland ducked and hit a suplex onto Lenox. Gartland then went for the cover (1..2). Lenox kicked out. Gartland lift up Lenox ready for the gateway to Gartland. However Lenox revised it into a huricanrana. Gartland went over the top rope. Gartland got back on his feet on the ring apron. Lenox hit a dropkick onto Gartland knocking him of the apron. Gartland went flying into the barrier wall. Lenox waited for Gartland to get up. As Gartland got up Lenox ran to the outside hitting a corkscrew onto him. Lenox and Gartland both slowly got up. Lenox slammed Gartland's head against the barrier wall. Lenox reentered the ring. At the 8 count Gartland got back into the ring. They both locked up. Lenox hit a knee to Gartland's stomach and lift Gartland up onto his shoulders. Lenox went for the death valley driver but Gartland struggled out of it and Gartland landed on his feet. Gartland whipped Lenox outside. Gartland left the ring and grabbed Lenox's head. Gartland was about to slam Lenox's head against the ring steps. Lenox stuck his foot in the way. Lenox hit a low blow onto Gartland and then slammed Gartland's head against the ring steps. Lenox then whipped Gartland into the ring. As Gartland got up, Lenox hit his spring board kick to Gartland's head. Gartland fell into the ropes and bounced back. Lenox then lift Gartland up onto his shoulders. Lenox then hit the death valley driver. Lenox went for the pin (1..2..3).
"The winner of the match and still the SWW Heavyweight Champion L.T Lenox"
(Mr.Bell) Well Lenox is still the SWW Heavyweight Champion.
(Mr.Lawless) Gartland gave it is all tonight, but he came up short.
(Mr.Bell) What a great match I think it should be higher up the card.
(Mr.Lawless) Shh, he wants to say something.
L.T Lenox grabbed a mic and began speaking.
(L.T Lenox) Right, right, I win the Heavyweight Championship in a brutal steel cage match, but they put my heavyweight Championship match third to last on the card, later on the show is 9 washed up talents and a unnamed guy in a 10 man tag match and a casket match which has a fat fish in. I demand that I deserve better in here. I am the best SWW Heavyweight Champion I could beat any former SWW Heavyweight Champion.
(Mr.Bell) He hold that belt for what 3 weeks and he's declaring he is the greatest SWW superstar ever.
(Mr.Lawless) After Danny Quick.
(Mr.Bell) Shut up about Danny Quick what has he done in the SWW!
(Mr.Lawless) Former SWW Merseyside Champion and won the SWW vs RBW Battle Royal at HEAD2HEAD.
(Mr.Bell) That was a year ago, if he did something lately I may be impressed.
Martin Malam , Sam McCarthy, Alan Griffiths, Ste Bradshaw & Beattie were backstage.
(Martin Malam) Once again we are the SWW Tag Team Champions Sam.
(Sam McCarthy) Damn right.
(Beattie) Don't forget the longest reining Lightweight Champion Beattie.
(Ste Bradshaw) I can't believe the One With the W on His Chest has my Championship, I should have been in that handicap.
(Alan Griffiths) It don't matter we can beat on Moppy and the New Breed rejects.
(Beattie) We all ready made a impact tonight, by Martin & Sam winning the Tag Team Championships.
(Martin Malam) Also don't forget about our last member announced next.
(Mr.Bell) I am looking forward to this I still have no clue who the last member is.
(Mr.Lawless) What about that Trell guy he did say in those promos that he will make a impact in his debut it could be now.
(Mr.Bell) Good call that mate.
"This match is for one fall and it is a 10 man tag team match, first with the SWW Tag Team Champions Martin Malam & Sam McCarthy from Eastham weighting 209 pounds Alan Griffiths"
(Mr.Bell) Griffiths a former SWW Lightweight Champion, along side him are the 2 time and current Tag Team Champions Malam & McCarthy.
(Mr.Lawless) Griffiths in my opinion the greatest Lightweight in the SWW.
"From Port Sunlight weighting 260 pounds Ste the Xcitor Bradshaw"
(Mr.Bell) Bradshaw a former SWW Tag Team Champion and the first ever SWW Extreme Champion.
(Mr.Lawless) We have the best lightweight teaming up with the best tag team & the most extreme superstar in the SWW that already the best team ever formed.
"From Bromborough Rake weighting 207 pounds he is the SWW Lightweight Champion Beattie"
Theme music Fully Alive by Flyleaf
(Mr.Lawless) The fifth member of the Sinister Six, the Lightweight Champion Beattie, he is great no wonder he was your favorite SWW superstar.
(Mr.Bell) He is not my favorite superstar no more, he is a clown.
The five Sinister Six members are in the ring and began talking to the fans.
(Alan Griffiths) As you are wondering who is the leader and the brains of the Sinister Six
(Beattie) But we would like to keep the suspense while making you hate us even more.
(Sam McCarthy) One thing we have to do is show of our gold, in out team three of us are holding gold, soon all six of us will be holding a SWW Belt.
(Ste Bradshaw) But first thing I'm gonna smash the One With the W on His Chest's head in and win back the SWW Extreme Championship.
(Martin Malam) But here you all here is the last of the Sinister Six...
(Mr.Lawless) About damn time.
(Mr.Bell) Yeah get on with it.
"Making his way to the ring from Eastham weighting 265 pounds please welcome the return of the leader and last member of the Sinister Six, Zeke"
Theme Music One and only by Chesney Hawks
(Mr.Bell) Holy crap its Zeke.
(Mr.Lawless) Out of the whole SWW roster Zeke was one of the last guys I could think of joining the Sinister Six,
"And their partner from Port Sunlight weighting at a 245 pounds with Trippy, Conk & Dougan from Team Rock Luke Jones"
(Mr.Bell) This is so unfair this will be 10 on 5.
(Mr.Lawless) And... you weren't complaining on Matthew Jones vs 17 guys.
(Mr.Bell) That's not the point.
"Making his way to the ring weighting 210 pounds Mopp Hardy"
(Mr.Lawless) Moppy's starting to annoy me with his dressing up.
(Mr.Bell) Its the only thing which is letting me like him he'd done, Billy Kidman, Tommy Dreamer, Stone Cold Steve Austin, The Rock, "Rowdy" Roddy Piper, now he's doing Matt Hardy"
"And his partners Kai, Cocka, Haz Smith & Dale Wright the SWW New Breed"
(Mr.Bell) The new Breed, are a great new set of wrestlers, Kai the leader of the group has only lost one match in SWW, which he did get mugged by Dolphin.
(Mr.Lawless) This 10 man tag is going to be interesting, Kai, Cocka, Smith, Wright & Moppy taking on Jones, Beattie, Bradshaw, Griffiths & Zeke.
Ten Man Tag Team Match
Luke Jones with Team Rock members Trippy, Conk & Dougan & Sinister Six members (Zeke, Ste Bradshaw, Alan Griffiths & SWW Lightweight Champion Beattie) with SWW Tag Team Champions Martin Malam & Sam McCarthy vs Mopp Hardy and SWW New Breed members (Kai, Cocka, Haz Smith & Dale Wright)
All 10 guys were staring at their opposite team. Kai wanted to start of for his team. Zeke then said "I haven't face him yet". Zeke started the match for his team. Zeke & Kai locked up. Kai hit a suplex onto Zeke. Kai locked in a wrist lock behind Zeke's back. Zeke fell back onto his back and kicked Kai in the head. Zeke tripped Kai up and tagged in Alan Griffiths. Kai got up and was hit with a cross body of the top rope from Griffiths. Griffiths went for th pin fall (1..). Cocka broke up the pin. Griffiths ran to the ropes and bounced back at Kai but was hit hard with a clothesline by the halve English, halve German star. Kai tagged in Haz Smith. Smith entered the match and hit a clothesline on Griffiths while he was getting back onto his feet. Smith whipped Griffiths into his team's corner. Smith tagged in Cocka and Smith got on his knees. Cocka moved away from Griffiths & Smith and then ran and stepped on Smith's back and used him to boast himself to hit a poetry in motion. Cocka then went for a cover. Zeke broke up the pin by lifting Cocka of Griffiths and slamming him face first into the mat. Griffiths & Cocka were both down and they crawled over to their partners, Cocka tagged in Wright, while Griffiths tagged in Bradshaw. Bradshaw and Wright ran at each other. Bradshaw took Wright down with a clothesline, followed by another, then another, Bradshaw then hit a scoop slam onto Wright. Mopp Hardy ran into the ring and was hit with a clothesline by Bradshaw. Smith then entered the ring and ducked under a clothesline by Bradshaw. Smith bounced of the opposite ropes and was then hit with a clothesline. Kai was behind Bradshaw and hit a German suplex onto him. Wright went for a cover. Luke Jones broke up the pin fall while Kai was hit with a super kick from Beattie. Cocka clotheslined Beattie and himself over the top rope. Jones got hit with a dropkick by Mopp Hardy. Zeke then entered the ring with a chair and hit Moppy with it. The ref DQed Luke Jones & the Sinister Six.
There was a huge brawl between the New Breed & Mopp Hardy vs the Sinister Six & Team Rock. It was 5 on 10. The Sinister Rock team destroyed the New Breed and Mopp Hardy. Sinister Six & Team Rock cleaned the other guys out of the ring. Luke Jones went to give Zeke a high five. Zeke turned around and hit Jones with the chair. Zeke & the rest of the Sinister Six then attacked Trippy, Conk & Dougan. Zeke hit the pitchfork onto all three of them. The Sinister Six then left the ring, while Bradshaw picked up Beattie's, Malam's & McCarthy's Championships from the announce table
"The winners of the match Mopp Hardy & the SWW New Breed"
(Mr.Bell) So the Sinister Six & Team Rock take out the New Breed members & Moppy, then the Sinister Six took out Team Rock, why do that?
(Mr.Lawless) I think the Sinister Six want to prove that they are the greatest group in the SWW.
(Mr.Bell) Well they have 2 Championships in the SWW, I guess they want the Extreme, Merseyside & Heavyweight titles.
(Mr.Lawless) I am liking the team you have one of SWW's top stars in Zeke, a great tag team Malam & McCarthy, a top extreme star in Bradshaw and 2 great lightweights Alan Griffiths & Beattie.
Backstage we see the Sinister Six.
(Zeke) Right all you, did you really think I would have formed this great alliance over a months ago, I am the brains out of the group, and the top SWW superstar.
(Beattie) The thing is you may say you are SWW's top superstar, but I have done something you have never done before and that become SWW's Lightweight Champion.
(Alan Griffiths) Don't forget I am a former Lightweight Champion, so both of us have done something different to all of yous.
(Ste Bradshaw) Well I'm a former SWW Extreme Champion, and I can't wait to win that title back.
(Martin Malam) Well me & Sam are the best Tag Team in the business.
(Beattie) Yeah but I'm a former SWW Tag Team Champion.
(Ste Bradshaw) You forgot me and that nugget David Stanley beat you and that Dick head a few minutes after you won it so you can't say you were a great Tag Team.
(Zeke) Stop, stop, stop, we are meant to prove the world that we are the greatest team in the SWW, we are all better than each other at different things, but the reason why us six were formed together because we are all the best at what we do.
(Mr.Bell) So the group is fully formed tonight, and they are already arguing.
(Mr.Lawless) Yeah, but Zeke sorted it out.
(Mr.Bell) I thought you hated Zeke?
(Mr.Lawless) Nah, I liked him all the time.
(Mr.Bell) Anyway its time for the Casket Match.
"It is now time for the Casket Match, here are the rules, the match will have no pin falls, submissions DQs or count outs and to win the match you must put your opponent inside the casket and shut the door."
(Mr.Lawless) So that was the rules, Eccles will face of against Dolphin.
(Mr.Bell) Lately Dolphin has been screwing with Eccles.
"First from Eastham weighting 304 pounds Dolphin"
(Mr.Bell) Dolphin has been costing Eccles out pf multiple match's.
"And from Bromborough Pool, weighting 285 pounds Eccles"
Theme Music Ace of Spades by Motorhead
(Mr.Lawless) On a recent Whiplash show.
(Mr.Bell) Eccles said tonight "I will kill Dolphin, and make him belong in that casket"
(Mr.Lawless) Harsh words but shows the anger in Eccles.
Casket Match
Dolphin vs Eccles
The match began with a huge stare down. Dolphin pushed Eccles. Eccles answered back with a uppercut knocking Dolphin to his ass. Eccles hit a running boot to Dolphin's stomach. Eccles started to kick Dolphin in the back a few times. Eccles left the ring and pulled a chair out from under the ring. Dolphin ran to the outside of the ring and dived through the middle and top ropes before getting planted in the head with a chair shot by Eccles. Eccles dragged Dolphin to the casket. Eccles then slammed Dolphin's head against the casket. Eccles went to do it again. Dolphin hit a low blow onto Eccles. Dolphin then whipped Eccles into the barrier wall. Dolphin ran at Eccles and hit a knee to the gut of Eccles. Dolphin dragged Eccles to the announce table and slammed his head against the table. Dolphin then pulled the top of the announce table and then the monitors. Eccles was then hit in the head with one of the monitors by Dolphin. Dolphin placed Eccles onto the announce table. Dolphin then pulled the ring steps closer to the announce table. Dolphin then ran up the steps and went for a splash onto Eccles. However Eccles moved of the table before Dolphin crashed down right threw it. Eccles started dragging Dolphin back to the casket. Eccles tried getting getting Dolphin inside the casket. Dolphin maneged to stop Eccles by slamming the casket door on Eccles' hand. Dolphin slammed Eccles head against the casket and pulled out a trash can from under the ring. Dolphin threw the trash can into the ring. Dolphin then whipped Eccles into the ring. Dolphin sat Eccles up against the ring post. Dolphin then placed the trash can in front of Eccles. Dolphin then ran at Eccles backside first ramming the trash can into Eccles. Dolphin then left the ring and pulled a table out from under the ring. Dolphin brought the table into the ring and placed it against a different ring post. Dolphin went towards Eccles and kicked him in the stomach a few times. Dolphin dragged Eccles up against the table in the ring. Dolphin ran at Eccles. Eccles moves out the way. Dolphin went threw the table. Dolphin still on his feet turns around. Spine buster from Eccles. Dolphin rolled out of the ring. Eccles is stood in the ring thinking what he should. Eccles saw Dolphin getting up and Eccles ran and dived over the top rope onto Dolphin knocking him down. Eccles then whipped Dolphin back into the ring. Eccles began looking around under the ring. Eccles couldn't find what her was looking for. Eccles began looking in a different side of the ring. Eccles couldn't find what he was looking for again. Eccles then looked into a third side. Eccles then pulled out a lamp. Eccles laughed and said "I have some bright ideas with this". Eccles entered the ring and placed the lamp up the normal way. Eccles then dragged Dolphin up. Suddenly Dolphin lift Eccles up onto his shoulders ready for the Samoan drop. Eccles struggled out of it. Eccles then hit a messed up version of his power bomb onto Dolphin. Eccles then pushed Dolphin to the outside of the ring. Eccles then picked up the lamp and left the ring with it. Eccles hit Dolphin with lamp snapping it in halve onto Dolphin's back. Eccles then put Dolphin inside of the casket and shut the lid.
"The wiinner of the match Eccles"
(Mr.Bell) Well Eccles has just defeated Eccles in a exciting yet brutal casket match.
(Mr.Lawless) Yeah, what a match, can't wait for the DVD of this show.
(Mr.Bell) Tonight, 2 new Champions, hope you all had a great night, goodbye.
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Theme Music Rest in Pieces by Saliva
October 7th 2007
"In life good things happen"
"Oh my God! L.T Lenox is the new SWW Heavyweight Champion"
"But in life bad things also happen"
"Its a awful night for the Scumination, Zeke & Eccles has lost three Championships all together in one night"
"Also in life new friends are formed"
"Oh my God! Ste Bradshaw has joined the Malam, McCarthy, Griffiths alliance, What no! Beattie has joined the alliance as well"
"We are the Sinister Six, we are the greatest superstar put into one team, you have the greatest tag team in SWW Martin Malam & Sam McCarthy, the best Extreme wrestler in the SWW Ste Bradshaw and two great lightweights myself Alan Griffiths & the Lightweight Champion Beattie, your all wondering but there is 5 of us at the moment, when the time is right the brains and leader of the group will be ready to come out"
"Also in life new enemies are formed"
"Once again Dolphin has cost Eccles another opportunity in the SWW"
"Dolphin!, me you at rest In piece I will kill you"
"Because you will so call kill Dolphin your match will be a casket match enjoy"
(Mr.Bell) Welcome everyone to SWW Rest in Piece, Mr. Bell along side me is Mr. Lawless.
(Mr.Lawless) Thanks tonight we have four Championship match's.
(Mr.Bell) Also SWW's first ever Casket Match, Eccles will take on Dolphin.
(Mr.Lawless) Also the the leader and brains of the Sinister Six will reveal himself tonight.
(Mr.Bell) Also tonight Mikey Gartland will take on the SWW Heavyweight Champion L.T Lenox tonight to try and take home the gold.
"This match is for one fall and it is for the SWW Tag Team Championship, first with the combined weight of 486 pounds they are the SWW Tag Team Champions Andy Stewart & Kieran Hilliard"
Theme music Tears Don't Fall by Bullet For My Valentine
(Mr.Bell) Well three weeks ago Kieran Hilliard & Andy Stewart won the Tag Team Championships for the third time by defeating the team of Zeke & Eccles in a Dumpster match, how ever I believe that Hilliard & Stewart only won due to interference from Dolphin.
(Mr.Lawless) I believe that you only beat me at No Holds Bar because I had something in my eye.
(Mr. Bell) Stop Bitchin'
(Mr.Lawless) Well your the one who got their ass whooped by the SWW Extreme Champion.
"Being accompanied to the ring by Ste Bradshaw, Alan Griffiths & the SWW Lightweight Beattie, with the combined weight of 429 pounds Martin Malam & Sam McCarthy"
(Mr.Bell) Well here's a surprise the 3 other announced Sinister Six members are coming down to the ring with Malam & McCarthy.
(Mr.Lawless) Well they're only there to give support.
(Mr.Bell) My ass, you know for a fact it will be five on two in this match.
SWW Tag Team Championship
Kieran Hilliard & Andy Stewart (Champions) vs Martin Malam & Sam McCarthy with Alan Griffiths, Ste Bradshaw & the SWW Lightweight Champion Beattie
The match begun with McCarthy & Stewart. They lock up and Stewart hits a few chops in the corner of the ring. Stewart hits a suplex. Stewart goes for the cover (1.). Ste Bradshaw lifted McCarthy's foot onto the ropes. Stewart shouted "What the hell" at Bradshaw. Bradshaw replied with "I didn't do anything". Stewart locks in a headlock. McCarthy escapes out of it quickly. Stewart & McCarthy locked up again. Stewart whipped McCarthy into the corner. Stewart ran towards McCarthy. Beattie outside of the ring punched Stewart in the shin tripping him up. McCarthy stomped on Stewart's shin a few times. McCarthy hits a dropkick onto Stewart. McCarthy tagged Malam in Malam. Stewart slowly got up. Malam hit a chop block just before Stewart was able to tag in Hilliard. Malam dragged Stewart up by his hair and a hit a clothesline onto him knocking him to the mat. Malam went for the cover (1..2). Hilliard made the save. Hilliard & Malam began a stare down. They exchanged right hands in the middle of the ring. McCarthy entered the ring and hit a dropkick onto Hilliard. Malam then clotheslined Hilliard out of the ring. Stewart jumped to tag in his partner and then noticed his tag partner wasn't actually there. Malam & McCarthy then hit a clothesline, chop block combination onto Stewart. Malam then lifted up Stewart up and hit a tiger bomb onto him. McCarthy then climbed the top rope and hit a moonsault onto Stewart. Hilliard was then hold back from breaking the pin fall by Griffiths, Beattie & Bradshaw. Malam went for the pin (1..2..3).
"The winners of the match and the new SWW Tag Team Champions Martin Malam & Sam McCarthy"
(Mr.Lawless) Well Martin Malam & Sam McCarthy are the new SWW Tag Team Champions for the second time.
(Mr.Bell) I'm fed up of this crap, I wonder who will stop the Sinister Six.
(Mr.Lawless) Well in a way they are not the Sinister Six yet, as the last member is not known yet.
(Mr.Bell) Hmm true, but who will be the last member?
(Mr.Lawless) It has to be someone powerful or someone really smart.
(Mr.Bell) Or both, powerful it could be Dolphin or the Unmovable Object, or by smart it could be Craig Hughes that who I think it could be.
(Mr.Lawless) To be honest I don't think its Dolphin as he's not smart enough to form a team like this.
Backstage is the 17 superstars taking on Matthew Jones for the Extreme Championship
(James Bradshaw) Tonight you will witness history I am already the first guy to be a triple crown Champion in the SWW, then I will add the Extreme Championship to my list.
(Unmovable Object) Well you think wrong Its been ages since I have had singles gold.
(Danny Quick) Shut it fatty, I'm gonna be the new Champ.
(The One With the W on His Chest) I am gonna win, you know what the W stands for?
(Conk) I can think of a few things but I can't say on this show.
(The One With the W on His Chest) No, winner!
(David Stanley) Shut up you stupid nugget!
(Joe Hilton) Why are you arguing remember there is 17 of us, anyone of us could get that pin.
(David Stanley) None of you realized that I am a former Extreme Champion, who else here done this? .... Exactly!
(Busby) Shut up you stupid dick!
(Scott Dick) What the hell!
(Mr.Bell) The thing I'm thinking about, is that how are 17 wrestlers who are completely different going to get along.
(Mr.Lawless) We all know Danny Quick is gonna win, he will Quick kick, Jones' head of.
(Mr.Bell) Well for the match it will be Matthew Jones on his own facing 17 other SWW superstars.
(Mr.Lawless) For Jones to win, he must make each member of the opponent's team tap out or pin them.
(Mr.Bell) But if someone pins Jones they will be the new SWW Extreme Champion.
(Mr.Lawless) Or make him tap.
"This match is a one on seventeen elimination handicap match for the SWW Extreme Championship, first from Eastham weighting 306 pounds Matthew Jones"
(Mr.Bell) What if Jones is able to eliminate all 17 opponents.
(Mr.Lawless) As much as I think Jones is a great superstar he will eventually tire out on the other team you have great superstars such as Danny Quick, James Bradshaw, the Unmovable Object, Scott Dick, Joe Hilton & David Stanley.
"Please welcome the SWW roster,
Ben Davies,
Busby,
Conk,
Danny Quick,
David Stanley,
Dougan,
James Bradshaw,
Joe Hilton,
McGee,
Mouci,
Lee Jackson,
Scott Dick,
Trippy,
The One With The W On His Chest,
Tom Matthews,
Tom Reeves
& the Unmovable Object"
(Mr.Bell) All these superstars coming down to the ring one by one.
(Mr.Lawless) Pretty good team there though.
SWW Extreme Championship
1 on 17 elimination handicap match
Matthew Jones (Champion) vs Ben Davies, Busby, Conk, Danny Quick, David Stanley, Dougan, James Bradshaw, Joe Hilton, McGee, Mouci, Lee Jackson, Scott Dick, Trippy, The One With The W On His Chest, Tom Matthews, Tom Reeves & the Unmovable Object
The match began in one corner Matthew Jones. In the other corner was the Unmovable Object. Two big men had a stare down in the ring. They both locked up. Object & Jones exchanged right hands in the middle of the ring. Object took Jones down with a clothesline. Jones began pumping up. Blind tag made by Dougan. Dougan climbed the top rope. Jones got up quickly. Dougan jumped of the top rope at Jones. Jones shoulder barged him to the mat. Jones went for the pin (1..2..3). Dougan has been eliminated.
Conk & Trippy saw their Team Rock Buddie just get pinned and they both went for Jones. However Jones took them both down with a brutal clothesline. Jones hit the Samoan drop onto Trippy. Jones then hit a Samoan drop onto Conk on top of Trippy. Jones then pinned Trippy (1..2..3) Trippy had been eliminated.
Jones then pinned Conk (1..2..3) Conk had been eliminated.
Tom Reeves has ran into the ring. Jones ducked under a clothesline of Reeves. Jones picked up Reeves' barrel of apples and hit Reeves over the head with it. Jones then went for the cover (1..2..3). Tom Reeves has been eliminated.
The Unmovable Object ran into the ring and hit a spear onto Jones knocking him to the mat. Object went for the cover (1..2). Jones kicked out. Tom Matthews was tagged in. Matthews hit a few forearms to the back of Jones' head. Jones got up as if it didn't do any effect. Jones hit a big boot onto Matthews. Jones went for the cover (1..2). David Stanley broke up the pin. Stanley started hitting Jones with everything he had. Jones then whipped Stanley out of the ring. Jones hit a DDT onto Matthews. Jones then went for the cover (1..2..3). Tom Matthews has been eliminated.
James Bradshaw, Busby & Ben Davies all entered the ring and began attacking Jones. Jones was trying to fight them all of. Jones slammed Bradshaw's & Busby's heads together. Unmovable Object entered the ring and went to hit Jones with the spear. Jones moved out the way & Ben Davies was hit with the spear. Jones took out Jones with a big boot. Jones then pinned Davies (1..2..3). Ben Davies has been eliminated.
Busby entered the ring and began hitting Jones. Jones hit a knee to Busby's stomach. Jones then hit a spine buster onto Busby. Jones then went for the cover (1..2..3). Busby has been eliminated.
McGee ran into the ring, Jones then lifted McGee up onto his shoulders and hit the Samoan drop straight away into a pin (1..2..3). McGee has been eliminated.
Joe Hilton went into the ring. Hilton was way to quick for Jones. Hilton was jumping of the ropes hitting multiple splashes and cross body's. Hilton began the right hands on Jones. Jones then whipped Hilton to the ropes. Jones jumped at the ropes and jumped back at Jones and went for a cross body. Jones caught Hilton and lifted him to his shoulders and hit the Samoan drop onto him. Jones went for the cover (1..2..3). Joe Hilton has been eliminated.
Mouci entered the ring and was clotheslined by Jones. Danny Quick entered the ring and waited for Jones to turn around. Jones did and was hit with the Quick kick by Quick. Mouci jumped for the cover. (1..2). Stanley threw a chair in the ring breaking up the pin fall. Jones then lift up the chair and started to hit Mouci multiple times with the chair. Jones then went for the cover after about 40 chair shots. (1..2..3). Mouci has been eliminated.
All the superstars were on the apron thinking who wants to face a monster with a steel chair in his hand. They all look at the One With the W on His Chest. The One enters the ring and starts punching Jones doing no effect. Jones turned around and hit the One with the chair once. The One fell into Lee Jackson, and the One must have accidentally tagged Lee Jackson. Jackson said that he will not enter the ring. Matthew Jones then made him change his mind and not by choice. Jones whipped Jackson into one ring Post and ran and splashed him against the post. Jones then did the same in the opposite corner. Jones then lifted Jackson up and hit a belly to belly suplex to him in the ring. Jones then lifted Jackson up and hit a Samoan drop onto him. Jones then went for the cover (1..2..3). Lee Jackson has been eliminated.
Right now there is only Danny Quick, David Stanley, James Bradshaw, Scott Dick, The One With The W On His Chest & Unmovable Object left. Object ordered Dick too enter the ring. Dick did so. Dick ran into the ring and kicked Jones in the groin. Jones covered up his groin area and began pointing him. Dick began a few strikes. Jones knocked Dick down with a uppercut. Jones then lifted the chair up and hit Stanley in the head with it. Jones then went for a cover onto Dick (1..2..3). Scott Dick has been eliminated.
Danny Quick lift David Stanley into the ring. Jones then went for the cover (1..2..3). David Stanley has been eliminated.
The Unmovable Object entered the ring. Jones & Object began a stare down. They both locked up and began pushing each other. Jones hit a uppercut onto Object. Jones then hit a big boot onto Object. Jones then lift Object and hit a spine buster. Jones then went for the cover (1..2..). Object kicked out. Jones began the beat down on Object hitting him with multiple strikes. Object was trying to fight back and he knocked Jones of his feet. Object & Jones locked up again. Jones & Object began exchanging right hands again. Out of no where Jones hit a spine buster onto Object. Jones went for the cover (1..2..3). The Unmovable Object has been eliminated.
James Bradshaw ran into the ring and began hitting Jones with everything he had left. Jones pushed Bradshaw away. Bradshaw leaped to the corner and tagged in Danny Quick. Quick then hit the Quick kick on his partner Bradshaw. Quick looked at the fans saying "Well I want the title". Quick whipped Jones into the corner. Quick ran towards the ropes. The One slapped Quick in the shoulder. Quick then ran at Jones and hit the Quick kick onto him. Quick leg went over the top rope and he rolled over the ropes. The One entered the ring and dived on Jones and went for the cover (1..2..3).
"The survivors of the match James Bradshaw, Danny Quick and the new SWW Extreme Champion the One With the W on His Chest"
The One With the W on His Chest dived to the outside of the ring and grabbed the SWW Extreme Championship and ran backstage with it.
(Mr.Lawless) What the hell just happened, Danny Quick was the legal man in the match.
(Mr.Bell) Actually good call from the ref, before Quick was about to do the Quick kick, Quick ran towards the ropes, The One slapped Quick in the back, thus making him the legal man in the match.
(Mr.Lawless) What so, Danny Quick got out smarted by the worse superstar on the SWW roster?
(Mr.Bell) I guess that is true, well already tonight two Championship changes, we still have L.T Lenox vs Mikey Gartland for the SWW heavyweight Championship & Jamez vs Craig Hughes for the SWW Merseyside Championship.
The One With the W on His Chest is backstage with the SWW Extreme Championship on his shoulder. he starts talking about how he is the great SWW superstar of all time. In the background you multiple wrestlers and staff members laughing at him.
(Mr.Bell) Well The One With the W on His Chest is happy with his new Championship win.
(Mr.Lawless) Of course its his first win in months.
(Mr.Bell) Next match is the SWW Merseyside Championship it will feature the Champion Craig Hughes facing the first ever Merseyside Champion Jamez.
(Mr.Lawless) Jamez has been pushed behind lately by newer talent.
(Mr.Bell) Yeah true but its great to see him again at a PPV show.
"This match is for one fall and it is for the SWW Merseyside Championship first from Port Sunlight weighting 229 pounds he is the SWW Merseyside Champion Craig Hughes"
(Mr.Lawless) Craig Hughes the new Merseyside Champion beating Eccles & Dolphin in a falls count anywhere triple treat match a few weeks ago with that brutal kick to the head.
(Mr.Bell) I do hate that kick because it has nothing to do with wrestling.
"And from Bromborough weighting 245 pounds Jamez"
(Mr.Bell) Great to see Jamez again on PPV, first ever Merseyside Champion, hoping to win it for a second time.
SWW Merseyside Championship
Craig Hughes vs Jamez
The match began with Hughes hitting Jamez with the Merseyside belt before the bell began. Hughes started to hit Jamez with right strikes. Hughes whipped Jamez into the turnbuckle. Hughes ran at Jamez and went for a jumping splash. Jamez moved out of the way. Jamez then hit a suplex onto Hughes and went for the first pin fall of the match (1..2). Hughes kicked out. Jamez hit a clothesline onto Hughes. Jamez went for a cover (1..2). Jamez whipped Hughes into the turnbuckle. Jamez ran at Hughes shoulder first. Hughes moved and Jamez went shoulder first into the ring post. Hughes hit a few strikes to Jamez' back. Hughes hit a dropkick onto Jamez. Hughes then hit a DDT onto Jamez. Hughes went for a pin (1..2). Jamez kicked out. Hughes then waited in the corner. As Jamez got to his hands and knees. Hughes then ran at Jamez and went for his running kick to the head. Jamez rolled out of the way. Hughes span round and was hit with the rugby tackle by Jamez. Jamez went for the cover (1..2). Hughes put his arm on the ropes breaking up the pin fall. Jamez dragged Hughes away from the ropes and went for the pin (1..2). Hughes kicked out. Jamez whipped Hughes into the ropes. Jamez ran at Hughes. Hughes moved out the way and Jamez went shoulder first into the ring post again. Hughes pushed Jamez legs so they were on the ring apron. Jamez pulled him self out of the ring post. Hughes then hit his running boot to the head onto Jamez knocking him outside of the ring. The ref began counting Jamez out (1..2..3..4..5..6..7..8..9..10).
"The winner of the match by a count out and still the SWW Merseyside Champion Craig Hughes"
(Mr.Bell) What count out win for Hughes?
(Mr.Lawless) Well that's a new way of defending your title isn't it?
(Mr.Bell) If he's gonna defend the title like that I can't wait for him to lose it.
(Mr.Lawless) Why you want to lose it?
(Mr.Bell) That kick to the head isn't even a wrestling move, so why does he do it?
(Mr.Lawless) Because it wins match's.
South Wirral Wrestling Action Figures!
Collect all of Series 1 and build a wrestling figure ring
Series 1
Eccles with Ring Ropes & Heavyweight Championship
Zeke with Ring Posts
L.T Lenox with Piece of Ring
Dolphin with Piece of Ring
Unmovable Object with Piece of Ring
James Bradshaw with Piece of Ring
Out at the end of the month!
(Mr.Bell) Wow a new figure line.
(Mr.Lawless) I'm getting these for sure, but wheres Danny Quick?
(Mr.Bell) Not there you know.
(Mr.Lawless) This is a outrage he should me in the set!
(Mr.Bell) He may be in Series 2 so don't moan.
(Mr.Lawless) I have just been informed that the SWW Heavyweight Championship will not be the main event tonight.
(Mr.Bell) What, when is it?
(Mr.Lawless) Now, hmm so the Casket match & the 10 man tag will be after wards?
(Mr.Bell) I guess so.
"This match is for one fall and it is for the SWW Heavyweight Championship, first from Eastham weighting at a 218 pounds he is the SWW Heavyweight Champion L.T Lenox"
Theme Song Last Resort by Papa Roach
(Mr.Lawless) L.T Lenox recently won the Heavyweight Championship against Zeke a few weeks ago in a steel cage match with a death valley driver of the top rope.
(Mr.Bell) I think this is Mikey Gartland's first ever Heavyweight title shot.
"From Rock Ferry weighting 254 pounds Mikey Gartland"
Theme Song Animal I Become by Three Days Grace
(Mr.Bell) Gartland already a former SWW Merseyside Champion, lately been on a losing streak against Matthew Jones for the past few months, maybe he can shock the fans by winning the Heavyweight Championship.
(Mr.Lawless) Well he won't win tonight as Lenox said that very week since winning the Championship, he is the best in the business.
(Mr.Bell) Even better than Danny Quick?
(Mr.Lawless) Maybe not then, second best for sure.
SWW Heavyweight Championship
L.T Lenox (Champion) vs Mikey Gartland
The match began with Lenox hitting a jumping kick to the head of Gartland. Lenox went for a pin (1..). Gartland kicked out. Lenox started the forearms on Gartland while on the floor. Lenox hit a standing leg drop. Lenox started to hit more forearms. The ref told Lenox to stop. Lenox waited for Gartland to get up. Lenox jumped at the ropes ready for his springboard kick. Gartland moved out of the way. Lenox missed the kick. Gartland hits a clothesline knocking Lenox to the mat. Gartland went for a quick cover (1..2). Lenox kicked out. Gartland began to hit Lenox with right hands. Lenox reversed a few strikes and went for a clothesline. Gartland ducked and hit a suplex onto Lenox. Gartland then went for the cover (1..2). Lenox kicked out. Gartland lift up Lenox ready for the gateway to Gartland. However Lenox revised it into a huricanrana. Gartland went over the top rope. Gartland got back on his feet on the ring apron. Lenox hit a dropkick onto Gartland knocking him of the apron. Gartland went flying into the barrier wall. Lenox waited for Gartland to get up. As Gartland got up Lenox ran to the outside hitting a corkscrew onto him. Lenox and Gartland both slowly got up. Lenox slammed Gartland's head against the barrier wall. Lenox reentered the ring. At the 8 count Gartland got back into the ring. They both locked up. Lenox hit a knee to Gartland's stomach and lift Gartland up onto his shoulders. Lenox went for the death valley driver but Gartland struggled out of it and Gartland landed on his feet. Gartland whipped Lenox outside. Gartland left the ring and grabbed Lenox's head. Gartland was about to slam Lenox's head against the ring steps. Lenox stuck his foot in the way. Lenox hit a low blow onto Gartland and then slammed Gartland's head against the ring steps. Lenox then whipped Gartland into the ring. As Gartland got up, Lenox hit his spring board kick to Gartland's head. Gartland fell into the ropes and bounced back. Lenox then lift Gartland up onto his shoulders. Lenox then hit the death valley driver. Lenox went for the pin (1..2..3).
"The winner of the match and still the SWW Heavyweight Champion L.T Lenox"
(Mr.Bell) Well Lenox is still the SWW Heavyweight Champion.
(Mr.Lawless) Gartland gave it is all tonight, but he came up short.
(Mr.Bell) What a great match I think it should be higher up the card.
(Mr.Lawless) Shh, he wants to say something.
L.T Lenox grabbed a mic and began speaking.
(L.T Lenox) Right, right, I win the Heavyweight Championship in a brutal steel cage match, but they put my heavyweight Championship match third to last on the card, later on the show is 9 washed up talents and a unnamed guy in a 10 man tag match and a casket match which has a fat fish in. I demand that I deserve better in here. I am the best SWW Heavyweight Champion I could beat any former SWW Heavyweight Champion.
(Mr.Bell) He hold that belt for what 3 weeks and he's declaring he is the greatest SWW superstar ever.
(Mr.Lawless) After Danny Quick.
(Mr.Bell) Shut up about Danny Quick what has he done in the SWW!
(Mr.Lawless) Former SWW Merseyside Champion and won the SWW vs RBW Battle Royal at HEAD2HEAD.
(Mr.Bell) That was a year ago, if he did something lately I may be impressed.
Martin Malam , Sam McCarthy, Alan Griffiths, Ste Bradshaw & Beattie were backstage.
(Martin Malam) Once again we are the SWW Tag Team Champions Sam.
(Sam McCarthy) Damn right.
(Beattie) Don't forget the longest reining Lightweight Champion Beattie.
(Ste Bradshaw) I can't believe the One With the W on His Chest has my Championship, I should have been in that handicap.
(Alan Griffiths) It don't matter we can beat on Moppy and the New Breed rejects.
(Beattie) We all ready made a impact tonight, by Martin & Sam winning the Tag Team Championships.
(Martin Malam) Also don't forget about our last member announced next.
(Mr.Bell) I am looking forward to this I still have no clue who the last member is.
(Mr.Lawless) What about that Trell guy he did say in those promos that he will make a impact in his debut it could be now.
(Mr.Bell) Good call that mate.
"This match is for one fall and it is a 10 man tag team match, first with the SWW Tag Team Champions Martin Malam & Sam McCarthy from Eastham weighting 209 pounds Alan Griffiths"
(Mr.Bell) Griffiths a former SWW Lightweight Champion, along side him are the 2 time and current Tag Team Champions Malam & McCarthy.
(Mr.Lawless) Griffiths in my opinion the greatest Lightweight in the SWW.
"From Port Sunlight weighting 260 pounds Ste the Xcitor Bradshaw"
(Mr.Bell) Bradshaw a former SWW Tag Team Champion and the first ever SWW Extreme Champion.
(Mr.Lawless) We have the best lightweight teaming up with the best tag team & the most extreme superstar in the SWW that already the best team ever formed.
"From Bromborough Rake weighting 207 pounds he is the SWW Lightweight Champion Beattie"
Theme music Fully Alive by Flyleaf
(Mr.Lawless) The fifth member of the Sinister Six, the Lightweight Champion Beattie, he is great no wonder he was your favorite SWW superstar.
(Mr.Bell) He is not my favorite superstar no more, he is a clown.
The five Sinister Six members are in the ring and began talking to the fans.
(Alan Griffiths) As you are wondering who is the leader and the brains of the Sinister Six
(Beattie) But we would like to keep the suspense while making you hate us even more.
(Sam McCarthy) One thing we have to do is show of our gold, in out team three of us are holding gold, soon all six of us will be holding a SWW Belt.
(Ste Bradshaw) But first thing I'm gonna smash the One With the W on His Chest's head in and win back the SWW Extreme Championship.
(Martin Malam) But here you all here is the last of the Sinister Six...
(Mr.Lawless) About damn time.
(Mr.Bell) Yeah get on with it.
"Making his way to the ring from Eastham weighting 265 pounds please welcome the return of the leader and last member of the Sinister Six, Zeke"
Theme Music One and only by Chesney Hawks
(Mr.Bell) Holy crap its Zeke.
(Mr.Lawless) Out of the whole SWW roster Zeke was one of the last guys I could think of joining the Sinister Six,
"And their partner from Port Sunlight weighting at a 245 pounds with Trippy, Conk & Dougan from Team Rock Luke Jones"
(Mr.Bell) This is so unfair this will be 10 on 5.
(Mr.Lawless) And... you weren't complaining on Matthew Jones vs 17 guys.
(Mr.Bell) That's not the point.
"Making his way to the ring weighting 210 pounds Mopp Hardy"
(Mr.Lawless) Moppy's starting to annoy me with his dressing up.
(Mr.Bell) Its the only thing which is letting me like him he'd done, Billy Kidman, Tommy Dreamer, Stone Cold Steve Austin, The Rock, "Rowdy" Roddy Piper, now he's doing Matt Hardy"
"And his partners Kai, Cocka, Haz Smith & Dale Wright the SWW New Breed"
(Mr.Bell) The new Breed, are a great new set of wrestlers, Kai the leader of the group has only lost one match in SWW, which he did get mugged by Dolphin.
(Mr.Lawless) This 10 man tag is going to be interesting, Kai, Cocka, Smith, Wright & Moppy taking on Jones, Beattie, Bradshaw, Griffiths & Zeke.
Ten Man Tag Team Match
Luke Jones with Team Rock members Trippy, Conk & Dougan & Sinister Six members (Zeke, Ste Bradshaw, Alan Griffiths & SWW Lightweight Champion Beattie) with SWW Tag Team Champions Martin Malam & Sam McCarthy vs Mopp Hardy and SWW New Breed members (Kai, Cocka, Haz Smith & Dale Wright)
All 10 guys were staring at their opposite team. Kai wanted to start of for his team. Zeke then said "I haven't face him yet". Zeke started the match for his team. Zeke & Kai locked up. Kai hit a suplex onto Zeke. Kai locked in a wrist lock behind Zeke's back. Zeke fell back onto his back and kicked Kai in the head. Zeke tripped Kai up and tagged in Alan Griffiths. Kai got up and was hit with a cross body of the top rope from Griffiths. Griffiths went for th pin fall (1..). Cocka broke up the pin. Griffiths ran to the ropes and bounced back at Kai but was hit hard with a clothesline by the halve English, halve German star. Kai tagged in Haz Smith. Smith entered the match and hit a clothesline on Griffiths while he was getting back onto his feet. Smith whipped Griffiths into his team's corner. Smith tagged in Cocka and Smith got on his knees. Cocka moved away from Griffiths & Smith and then ran and stepped on Smith's back and used him to boast himself to hit a poetry in motion. Cocka then went for a cover. Zeke broke up the pin by lifting Cocka of Griffiths and slamming him face first into the mat. Griffiths & Cocka were both down and they crawled over to their partners, Cocka tagged in Wright, while Griffiths tagged in Bradshaw. Bradshaw and Wright ran at each other. Bradshaw took Wright down with a clothesline, followed by another, then another, Bradshaw then hit a scoop slam onto Wright. Mopp Hardy ran into the ring and was hit with a clothesline by Bradshaw. Smith then entered the ring and ducked under a clothesline by Bradshaw. Smith bounced of the opposite ropes and was then hit with a clothesline. Kai was behind Bradshaw and hit a German suplex onto him. Wright went for a cover. Luke Jones broke up the pin fall while Kai was hit with a super kick from Beattie. Cocka clotheslined Beattie and himself over the top rope. Jones got hit with a dropkick by Mopp Hardy. Zeke then entered the ring with a chair and hit Moppy with it. The ref DQed Luke Jones & the Sinister Six.
There was a huge brawl between the New Breed & Mopp Hardy vs the Sinister Six & Team Rock. It was 5 on 10. The Sinister Rock team destroyed the New Breed and Mopp Hardy. Sinister Six & Team Rock cleaned the other guys out of the ring. Luke Jones went to give Zeke a high five. Zeke turned around and hit Jones with the chair. Zeke & the rest of the Sinister Six then attacked Trippy, Conk & Dougan. Zeke hit the pitchfork onto all three of them. The Sinister Six then left the ring, while Bradshaw picked up Beattie's, Malam's & McCarthy's Championships from the announce table
"The winners of the match Mopp Hardy & the SWW New Breed"
(Mr.Bell) So the Sinister Six & Team Rock take out the New Breed members & Moppy, then the Sinister Six took out Team Rock, why do that?
(Mr.Lawless) I think the Sinister Six want to prove that they are the greatest group in the SWW.
(Mr.Bell) Well they have 2 Championships in the SWW, I guess they want the Extreme, Merseyside & Heavyweight titles.
(Mr.Lawless) I am liking the team you have one of SWW's top stars in Zeke, a great tag team Malam & McCarthy, a top extreme star in Bradshaw and 2 great lightweights Alan Griffiths & Beattie.
Backstage we see the Sinister Six.
(Zeke) Right all you, did you really think I would have formed this great alliance over a months ago, I am the brains out of the group, and the top SWW superstar.
(Beattie) The thing is you may say you are SWW's top superstar, but I have done something you have never done before and that become SWW's Lightweight Champion.
(Alan Griffiths) Don't forget I am a former Lightweight Champion, so both of us have done something different to all of yous.
(Ste Bradshaw) Well I'm a former SWW Extreme Champion, and I can't wait to win that title back.
(Martin Malam) Well me & Sam are the best Tag Team in the business.
(Beattie) Yeah but I'm a former SWW Tag Team Champion.
(Ste Bradshaw) You forgot me and that nugget David Stanley beat you and that Dick head a few minutes after you won it so you can't say you were a great Tag Team.
(Zeke) Stop, stop, stop, we are meant to prove the world that we are the greatest team in the SWW, we are all better than each other at different things, but the reason why us six were formed together because we are all the best at what we do.
(Mr.Bell) So the group is fully formed tonight, and they are already arguing.
(Mr.Lawless) Yeah, but Zeke sorted it out.
(Mr.Bell) I thought you hated Zeke?
(Mr.Lawless) Nah, I liked him all the time.
(Mr.Bell) Anyway its time for the Casket Match.
"It is now time for the Casket Match, here are the rules, the match will have no pin falls, submissions DQs or count outs and to win the match you must put your opponent inside the casket and shut the door."
(Mr.Lawless) So that was the rules, Eccles will face of against Dolphin.
(Mr.Bell) Lately Dolphin has been screwing with Eccles.
"First from Eastham weighting 304 pounds Dolphin"
(Mr.Bell) Dolphin has been costing Eccles out pf multiple match's.
"And from Bromborough Pool, weighting 285 pounds Eccles"
Theme Music Ace of Spades by Motorhead
(Mr.Lawless) On a recent Whiplash show.
(Mr.Bell) Eccles said tonight "I will kill Dolphin, and make him belong in that casket"
(Mr.Lawless) Harsh words but shows the anger in Eccles.
Casket Match
Dolphin vs Eccles
The match began with a huge stare down. Dolphin pushed Eccles. Eccles answered back with a uppercut knocking Dolphin to his ass. Eccles hit a running boot to Dolphin's stomach. Eccles started to kick Dolphin in the back a few times. Eccles left the ring and pulled a chair out from under the ring. Dolphin ran to the outside of the ring and dived through the middle and top ropes before getting planted in the head with a chair shot by Eccles. Eccles dragged Dolphin to the casket. Eccles then slammed Dolphin's head against the casket. Eccles went to do it again. Dolphin hit a low blow onto Eccles. Dolphin then whipped Eccles into the barrier wall. Dolphin ran at Eccles and hit a knee to the gut of Eccles. Dolphin dragged Eccles to the announce table and slammed his head against the table. Dolphin then pulled the top of the announce table and then the monitors. Eccles was then hit in the head with one of the monitors by Dolphin. Dolphin placed Eccles onto the announce table. Dolphin then pulled the ring steps closer to the announce table. Dolphin then ran up the steps and went for a splash onto Eccles. However Eccles moved of the table before Dolphin crashed down right threw it. Eccles started dragging Dolphin back to the casket. Eccles tried getting getting Dolphin inside the casket. Dolphin maneged to stop Eccles by slamming the casket door on Eccles' hand. Dolphin slammed Eccles head against the casket and pulled out a trash can from under the ring. Dolphin threw the trash can into the ring. Dolphin then whipped Eccles into the ring. Dolphin sat Eccles up against the ring post. Dolphin then placed the trash can in front of Eccles. Dolphin then ran at Eccles backside first ramming the trash can into Eccles. Dolphin then left the ring and pulled a table out from under the ring. Dolphin brought the table into the ring and placed it against a different ring post. Dolphin went towards Eccles and kicked him in the stomach a few times. Dolphin dragged Eccles up against the table in the ring. Dolphin ran at Eccles. Eccles moves out the way. Dolphin went threw the table. Dolphin still on his feet turns around. Spine buster from Eccles. Dolphin rolled out of the ring. Eccles is stood in the ring thinking what he should. Eccles saw Dolphin getting up and Eccles ran and dived over the top rope onto Dolphin knocking him down. Eccles then whipped Dolphin back into the ring. Eccles began looking around under the ring. Eccles couldn't find what her was looking for. Eccles began looking in a different side of the ring. Eccles couldn't find what he was looking for again. Eccles then looked into a third side. Eccles then pulled out a lamp. Eccles laughed and said "I have some bright ideas with this". Eccles entered the ring and placed the lamp up the normal way. Eccles then dragged Dolphin up. Suddenly Dolphin lift Eccles up onto his shoulders ready for the Samoan drop. Eccles struggled out of it. Eccles then hit a messed up version of his power bomb onto Dolphin. Eccles then pushed Dolphin to the outside of the ring. Eccles then picked up the lamp and left the ring with it. Eccles hit Dolphin with lamp snapping it in halve onto Dolphin's back. Eccles then put Dolphin inside of the casket and shut the lid.
"The wiinner of the match Eccles"
(Mr.Bell) Well Eccles has just defeated Eccles in a exciting yet brutal casket match.
(Mr.Lawless) Yeah, what a match, can't wait for the DVD of this show.
(Mr.Bell) Tonight, 2 new Champions, hope you all had a great night, goodbye.
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